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Edited by FelifluxMadness:
6/12/2020 10:23:43 AM
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What's the worst injury you've had
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Broke me arm.
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1 ReplyI haven’t ever gotten super badly hurt but the most painful experience I’ve had was when I went mountain biking one time and I pulled on the brakes a little to hard, I flipped over the handlebars and threw the bike up into the air with me. As soon as I hit the ground one end of the handlebars slammed vertically into my ballsack and then the rest of the bike onto my chest and face
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2 RepliesI’ve been a relatively safe person. I only engage in certain activities, and if they involve me breaking a bone, I Yeet outta there. Worst injury though? If I had to guess it would be breaking my stomach from eating too much and not drinking enough water. Let’s just say that was the most painful experience on the toilet I have ever had. Actually, scratch that, it wasn’t even a toilet, it was in the middle of the freaking Jungle when me and my family went to Hawaii! For 2 whole weeks I was trying to fix it. Now? I take a probiotic every night. Needless to say it helps a ton.
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5 RepliesAccidentally sliced the side of my left hand open with scissors. This was many years back.
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Edited by H1vac: 1/16/2019 11:31:08 PMBroke/fractured/split/separated/defiled/memed/jack the rippered me arm
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Fractured wrist or the sprain in my back.
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2 RepliesWhen I was 9 I made a huge to go as fast as i possibly can on a go-kart, moments later I collided against a wall and my nutsack hit the frame insanely hard where i had the pain for at least a few weeks. [spoiler]I also got nickname blue ball at that time and hated it.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesMental or physical?
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Broken back
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10 RepliesOH YOU MADE A MISTAKE BUDDY When I was little, I was chilling at home, and I wanted a drink, but the cups were up high, so being the smart little dumbass I was, I opened a low cabinet to climb up the shelves inside it. Once I had my cup, I was climbing down when I slipped and... (leg) (cabinet door) (leg) After around 20 minutes of screaming, we arrived at the hospital, where I received seven stitches to [b][i][u]put my nutsack back together.[/u][/i][/b] I had to crabwalk for two weeks. After said two weeks, the stitches were removed. I was given very strong anesthetic when the stitches were put in, but this time, I was not given any such mercy, so I felt [i]everything[/i]. Ever since, I've been scared that I might have been rendered infertile by a [b]fųcking cabinet door.[/b] But, according to vigorous self-testing [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)], I think I can safely say that everything works. If you're upset from reading this, just be thankful that you didn't almost ruin your chances at reproduction just because you wanted some Sunny-D. I am not scared of death. I have experienced worse.
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2 RepliesI would have to say even though I have no memory of the accident. September 1996 was making a left-hand turn against on coming traffic and had my car cut in half. It was at the crest of the hill early morning in the dark never seen him coming. They estimated he was in excess of 70 mph in a 25 mph zone. They said I died in the ambulance for 40 sec on the way to the life flight helicopter. My only memory is briefly waking up as they cut my shoes and pants off and then blacked back out. Found out later on that happened on the helicopter. Remember my parents & fiancé crying & laughing because when I woke the next day, I was very upset they cut my new shoes off & didn’t just untie them.
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My brother body slammed me breaking my left collar bone.
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T-boned a trash can on my way to school with my friend, got a carpet burn X100 on some asphalt. Have disgusting scars on my kneecaps that look like warts. Oof
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Someone lightly bumped into me once
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1 ReplyAfter seeing all these responses, i still think none of this compares to my ultimate injury... [spoiler]my heart is broken and will never heal[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhile I have no clue what happened, I'm going to go with that time a woke up in a hospital and felt like hell. Not exactly sure what I did but it must have been pretty intense.
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3 RepliesThere was that time when my wife was a kid that her foot slipped off the pogo stick and her head came down on the handle, jamming her thumb into her face in the following manner: Thumbnail separated her top gum from her teeth and continued up her nasal cavity where it literally popped out of her eye socket right below her eye. I make her tell this story at all the parties.
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1 ReplyBrother dropped an easy chair we were carrying on my lower thigh... the metal stand underneath it sliced into my thigh. I have a Nike-shaped scar there now, if I wear shorts and Adidas people accuse me of cross-branding.
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I had chest surgery once to correct a birth defect, that cause my chest to be caved in.
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Somehow banged up my knees bad enough that they popped out of place several times and I had visit the doctors office :( couldn’t walk. Overtime they healed however my knees are very weak.
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once had boiling water spill on my legs.
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Sprained my ankle.
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broke 5 ribs once. that was the big pain
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I hit the back of my head hard but nothing happened
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2 RepliesNot necessarily life threatening but I got a boxer’s fracture recently and that hurt like hell, also left my hand permanently injured after being swollen for the good part of a month. Going to the doctor wouldn’t have done anything either so it’s pretty much just on me
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Broken spine
