[quote]"...Take a seat. I brought you here today for a...business proposition. As of now I offer you the Mark of the Outsider, all the weapons you could possibly wish for and all the ADAM you could ever want...In exchange for...your undyin loyalty so, do you accept?"[/quote]
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If you pay me more than the other guy, I might join. [spoiler]🔪you’ve been assassinated[/spoiler]
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^Wyoming
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Nope. “A man chooses, a slave obeys”...
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Would you kindly...... I will NOT SUBMIT TO HYPNOSIS and kill Andrew Ryan
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Nah bro *yeets into non-existence
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[url=https://i.imgur.com/tObqEsP.jpg]Not a Bioshock reference but...[/url]
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Undyne's is loyal to the king and no one else! [spoiler] spelling mistakes can be such a pain, am I right?[/spoiler]
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I’m afraid I must decline. I stand for freedom, badassery, and also Lee doesn’t seem to be signing up (he’s pretty cool), sooooooooo.... HASTA LA VISTA BITCHES *kicks chair* *Wango Tango plays in background* *rides off on custom arc-fueled Harley*
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If their loyalty can be bought, it is not truly undying.
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Would you kindly?
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Do you think I am a fool? [spoiler]I know what you are up to[/spoiler]
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*Grabs seat and picks it up* Now what?
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Bioshock?
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Edited by H1vac: 2/18/2019 8:15:40 PMOf course...............what does this do?
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Nope, but I got neuro mods. Puts device up to eye. Oh god, my eye! Pulls out device. I feel better already! Changes into coffee cup and rolls off.
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Well you said would you kindly so I don't really have a choice.
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*Nakedguy- realizing his nakedness in the face of Atomic Fire, pledges loyalty to the Toaster!* [quote]Oh venerable appliance of Atomic Fire! Give me strength, and I will carry out your will to burn the lands![/quote] *ADrunkNakedGuy is hungry for power again*
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Nah, no where good enough
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I mean, I already have plenty of weapons, but might as well. So sure I’ll sit why not
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If you want me to make you a birthday cake, I'll do it If you want me to pick you up from the airport, I'll do it. If you want me to burn the world in atomic fire? [spoiler]I'll do it. Your will is my command.[/spoiler]
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*sits down* Sure. It’s a good thing I am accepting this of my own volition, and am not getting subconsciously brainwashed into doing whatever you say due to some sort of secret code.
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Nah man. Not unless I'm paid. I dont provide my service for free you know
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No gods Or kings Only.... Man [spoiler]and toasters and lootcrates I guess. [/spoiler]
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[b][i]*large daddy noises ensue*[/i][/b] [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]: 2/18/2019 3:53:37 PMNo, I am a weapon [spoiler]I know your tricks[/spoiler]
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Of course, of course. [spoiler]Plants bug on underside of desk connected to Weird's comm network.[/spoiler]