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Voyage To The Void Part 3 (Finale)

[quote]Previously On Voage to the Void[/quote] Kronos: Eyyy! Gotcha burritos here boys! *Toaster recognizes Kronos* Toaster: [b][i][u]MY LAUNCH CODES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/u][/i][/b] [quote]And now...[/quote] Kronos: Oh f*ck! *Kronos slams the window and drives off* *SpeakerOfTheDeep falls on his knees and stares at the sky* SpeakerOfTheDeep: [b][u][u]WHY!?? IM STARVING[/u][/u][/b] *SpeakerOfTheDeep lunges at Lee's arm and starts nawing* Lee: What the hell do you think you're doing?! (While Lee was trying to shake off speaker, The Toaster stared blankly at the burrito truck driving off, mean while a fuzzy stranger appears before them) Lee: [b][i][u]OH MY GOD, LET GO ALREADY[/u][/i][/b] SpeakerOfTheDeep: [b][u]NEVER[/u][/b] *still nawing* ShadowWing: Wow I sense allot of power coming from over here, and I must say there's also a presence here of great darkne- *SpeakerOfTheDeep let's go of Lee* SpeakerOfTheDeep: [b][i][u]FURRY!!!! GET HIM[/u][/i][/b] ShadowWing: W-w-wait! OwO *SpeakerOfTheDeep rips shadows heart out through the furry costume, he then begins cooking the body* SpeakerOfTheDeep: mMmmm, tastes like chicken *Lee takes a bite* Lee: I don't know, it's like a hairy fish to me *Toaster still staring at the distance* Lee: What are you doing? Toaster: He... He has my... *Toaster pauses* Toaster: [b][i][u]MY F****** LAUNCH CODES[/u][/i][/b] *Toaster gets on Lee's head, pulling himself up with his plug* Toaster: I don't have legs, so you're going to be them Lee: Why should I help you? Toaster: [b][i][u] BECAUSE I F****** SAID SO[/u][/i][/b] Lee: ... Fair enough! Speaker, you wanna come? SpeakerOfTheDeep: No, I must stay. If there are any more furries here I must slay them. Plus I'm f****** starving Lee: Alrighty, let's get going then *Lee charges his feet with lightning and catches up with the truck less than a second and lowers pace to get on the truck* (getting on the truck caused a giant thud that alarmed Kronos) Kronos: The hell? *He turns his mirror only to see Lee hugging the top of the car and toaster only hanging on by his plug* Toaster: [b][i][u]HAHA, I LOVE THIS[/u][/i][/b] Kronos: YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM, GIVE UP NOW Toaster: [b][i]heheheh[/i][/b] *toaster begins carving open the roof with his atomic welder, they drop through and it's way bigger on the inside than on the outside* Kronos: Alright that's it! *Kronos prepares his minigun and begins shooting, Lee grabs toaster and takes cover* Kronos: [b][i][u]YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN HIDE?![/u][/i][/b] *Kronos lobs a stinky burrito, it doesn't affect toaster but Lee's eyes are watering, and he's needing to breathe* Toaster: Hold out, I'm looking for the codes! *Lee's face turns blue trying not to breathe* Toaster: Alright! Found it! *Lee's passed out the floor* Toaster: [b][i][u]F***[/u][/i][/b] *Toaster dreds it, but he gives Lee CPR, with a spare oxygen tank and his plug. Lee wakes up with the plug in his mouth* Lee: [b][i]This is gay![/i][/b] Toaster: [b][i][u]KEEP IT IN YOUR MOUTH.[/u][/i][/b] ok, we need to go the passenger seat. But we need to take Kronos out first, can you do that? Lee: I'll try *Lee prepares an explosive shot from his revolvers, and shoots the floor next to Kronos, shooting him out the window* Toaster: [b][i][u]GO![/u][/i][/b] *They run over to the front seats, toaster gets the codes and opens up a window so he can breathe* Toaster: [b][i][u]HAHA![/u][/i][/b]! We can leave the void now! (A Misty figure appears behind the two) LordGraviton: [b]I cannot allow that![/b] Lee: You drive and get the codes ready, I'll take him on! Toaster: No you can't! Lee: I know! Trust me! *Toaster nods and begins the plan* LordGraviton: Hehehehe.... [b][u]YOU FOOL![/u][/b] *Lee runs up to LordGraviton and strips his cloak* LordGraviton: [b][u]AHHHH[/u][/b] WHAT ARE YOU DOING *LordGraviton covers his crotch* Lee: You ready toasty? I didn't plan this far ahead! Toaster: Yep, just gotta do [i]thiiiiss...[/i] [i]annnnndd..[/i] *While Lee stripped LordGraviton, toaster aimed for a giant, old , beat up collosus, hoping the crash would launch them out to grab on to the nuke as it launched upwards* *The plan succeeded* Lee: [b][u]Haha![/u][/b] we did it! Toaster: We did!! *When they were just about over, Lee grabbed toaster and they jumped down back to good old fashioned land* *Lee and Toaster celebrated until they saw where nuke was going...* Lee: Is that going to hit what I think it's going to hit? Toaster: ... I think so.... *The bomb crashed on Nils castle* Lee & Toaster: [b][i][u]OH S***[/u][/i][/b]
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