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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]: 3/4/2019 11:40:13 PM
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The Sheriff's Department Has Seen...

[quote]Toasters Outlaws had successfully pulled their heist, and now word reaches the Department[/quote] *Sherlock walks in slowly* Sherlock: They did it. The -blam!-ing did it! Lee: Keep your wits about you. There's no need to panic. You see I've been watching the heist. The cameras weren't taken down, either they were wanting this or they're not very good. Sherlock: So you just [b][i]watched?[/i][/b] What the hell are you doing? Why didn't you send us in? Lee: Are you doubting me? Sherlock: No... It's just- Lee: Sherlock. I can't tell you what's going to happen. You'd be in danger. Our opponents are strong, but they lack a strategy. Sherlock: They don't need a strategy, we're out numbered. Hell, Rick can't even shoot straight! Cobalt is still learning, and Watson can't focus when he shoots, he just wants to see blood! Lee: I've chosen you all for a reason! The potential you hold is great. As for being outnumbered, I doubt that. Our Calvary is waiting to be called. Sherlock: What [b]Calvary[/b]? *Lee laughs* Lee: You'll see. I'm playing with the heart of the cards. Sherlock: Is that Yu-Gi-Oh reference? Lee: What the heck is a yogeo? Sherlock: Nevermind... Lee: Sherlock, do you trust me? *Silence filled the room* Sherlock: Of course I do Lee: Good. Because that money they stole was fake. Sherlock: WHAT? Lee: Yep, just light projections. Sherlock: Where is the money? Lee: Now, now... We musnt reveal too much. They're listening. Sherlock: Who? *Lee draws lightning fast and shoots a dark corner, AssassinNWW corpses falls forward, blood flows outwards* Lee: Them. Now Sherlock, go practice your aim. Our friends will be joining us Sherlock: Yes sir! [quote]Lee sits quietly at the table staring at a white rose. He ponders...[/quote]

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  • [i]Edgelord man watches from the shadows...[/i] "Heh... looks like it's finally happening..." "This'll be interesting... if only they knew what was REALLY going on..." "heh..." [i]edgelord man disappears in a cloud of vape[/i]

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  • Heh... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]

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  • *Cell walking in with a glass of lemonade* “Somethin the matter? Hope there’s no [b]outlaws[/b] in Offtopica.... right.... RIGHT?” “Uhh.... yea... there are” *Crushes glass of lemonade* “GET THOSE INFIDELS!”

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    • Edited by nylon: 3/5/2019 9:46:51 AM
      *Far away, in the ruins of the Once grand church of Berthal* Sir! We heard reports of a Bank hiest in Town sir! Traybuk, the once mighty warrior-devout of whats left of the Followers of Berthal, stood up, pockmarked heavy armour clanking with each movement Traybuk: "Was our Stash hit?" Templar: "No Sir and while in Town, I heard a rumour, a..about Xombiexnorad Sir. The mysterious man said that a foul witch had him under control..." Traybuk thought back to the glory days of the Church, When the Warrior-preacher Xombiexnorad lead his troops into battle against the Heretic cookies of 2018. After the battle, It seemed a certain sadness had opened up in the man, who kept to himself more and more, and when he left, it seemed all was lost... Traybuk: "Templar, tell our Brethern to sharpen their swords. We will not forget our Preacher. DEUS VULT!"

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    • Meanwhile, in an undisclosed poorly lit mansion, Nil leans over a bubbling cauldron showing Lee contemplating over a white rose. "What do you think, should we intervene?" A figure lumbers from the shadows behind her, its decaying skin traced with glowing violet marks of magic. In it's outstretched hand it holds a silver tray with a glass of blood resting on it. "Oh right," Nil sighs. She takes the glass and quickly downs it, "You're not him." She smiles and addresses her other minions. "Nor are you. Or you! You seem familiar but I don't remember killing you. Oh then there's the hundred or so still buried out back and the big boys out front... where did I put that dracolich...?" As the mad witch babbles on, a familiar Xombie lurks in the darkness, munching on some cookies...

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      • Edited by Smh: 3/5/2019 4:42:16 AM
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        [quote][i]As the wind forces open the doors of Sheriff Lee’s office, 3 Ultbots walk in displaying a message from their master[/i][/quote] [quote] Sheriff, we need to talk. [/quote] This heist will not be the only one of its kind... But I’m willing to step aside from the neutral ground, and take a side. With conditions of course...

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        • This makes me wonder what I’m doing

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        • I thought you were better than this, Sheriff... Don’t you know to always make sure that they’re [i]really [/i]dead? [spoiler]A body has vanished. But where to?[/spoiler]

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          • Good thing the money in there was minimal and gold was the majority of our take.

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          • I'm just a fly on the wall.

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          • I'm kinda glad and sad that I didn't choose a side...

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            • Where did I end up in all this? [spoiler]mercenary for hire[/spoiler]

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              • *A a cloaked figure walks into the room. Hello there sheriff, we need a deal.

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                • This is but the first hit... [spoiler]Sips Tea[/spoiler]

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                • A Crackle on the department intercoms... [quote]heehhhheheheheheh... I knew that fella was too, eager hehehehehehe dont try to find me I'm not in the station... or am I hahahahahHahhHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'LL NEVER KNOWW hahahahahahaha. You know that's a veeeeeery good ploy, having us steal holographic hmhmhm money... I respect your devious nature. So I've played a little game with station security. Try touching your security station. You may find the results.... shocking! Hehehhehehehzhahahahahsbxbdnfjggrree[/quote]

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                  • Bump

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                    • Bang bang!

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                    • Edited by indigo_rhodes: 3/5/2019 2:26:04 AM
                      I still can’t believe you killed [b][i]Barry[/i][/b]! An agent of the law... Murdering an innocent man!

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