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This thread is inspired by another: view original post
Edited by Steel Assassin:
3/9/2019 5:52:22 AM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls"
Ex: "We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!" - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Again (again).
Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: "I am a timeless chorus. Join your balls with mine and sing victory everlasting."
It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Edited by Ronin: 3/11/2019 1:07:33 PM[quote]Oh, me? I’m a man of no balls.[/quote] -FFXV, Ardyn Izunia [quote]Oh, I know what the balls like.[/quote] -Halo 2, SGT. Johnson [quote]In the name of the balls, stop right there![/quote] -Skyrim, Whiterun Guard
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I don't know if anyone already said these the thread is pretty long but I am disapointed if nobody did. Gotta catch them balls! And I am here to kick balls and chew gum and I am all out of gum. Or even better I am here to kick ass and chew balls and I am all out of balls.
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I like the Halo theme so I'm gonna go with: The Master Chief: Sir, request permission to leave the station. Lord Hood: For what purpose, Master Chief? The Master Chief: To give the Covenant back their [i]balls[/i]. Lord Hood: Permission granted.
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1 ReplyAll your balls are belong to us
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"You are the only feller who got half of their balls eaten by wolves and ended up more intelligent." -RDR2
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1 Reply[quote][i]"Khajit has balls, if you have coin."[/i][/quote]
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I don't have balls to explain why I don't have balls to explain.
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"Wake me, when you need balls" -master chief (Halo 3)
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2 RepliesEdited by Swat The Bot: 3/9/2019 4:33:24 PM
Swat The BotNo longer active on Bungie.net. - old
"[i]I'm going to pull out your balls and choke you with it!"[/i] - SGT Johnson Halo 3: ODST [spoiler]Original line: "[i]I'm going to pull out your spine and choke you with it[/i]"[/spoiler] -
1 ReplyWATCH THOSE WRIST BALLS Or WATCH THOSE BALLS ROCKETS
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[quote]Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their balls.[/quote]
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SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! IN THE BAAAAAALLS! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS! NOW! BULLETS IN THE BALLS! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE BALLSSHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE!? SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE BALLS! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE BALLS!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! [spoiler]Thank you.[/spoiler]
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"Then they must love the smell of balls." -Halo 3
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Edited by xXDeadKoyoteXx: 3/10/2019 3:02:38 PMAll I have in this world is my balls and my word. -Scarface
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Edited by Solarvoidlock: 3/10/2019 3:08:59 PMWe just. Need. Balls. I need balls. Just one more balls Arthur. I have a balls. This is a good one. Have some goddamn balls Arthur. Arthur, have you completely lost your balls in me? Balls! [spoiler]RDR2[/spoiler] We can't always fight balls, John. We can't fight balls. We can't fight balls. We can't fight balls. My whole balls, all I ever did was fight. Then give up, balls. But I can't give up either. I can't fight my own balls. That's the balls, John. You see? Then I have to shoot you. When I'm gone, they'll just find another balls. They have to, because they have to justify their balls. That's their balls. Our balls is passed, John. [spoiler]RDR1[/spoiler]
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Edited by EpicN: 3/10/2019 2:55:22 PM[quote]"I don't even have balls to explain why I don't have balls to explain."[/quote] [quote]"Balls! Bring a sword."[/quote] [quote]"Balls go in the bank, got it? And I'll make sure you get paid."[/quote] [quote]"Balls on the field!"[/quote] [quote]"Alright, balls. Ready to see what we're fightin' today?"[/quote]
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Balls. Balls never change
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2 Replies[quote]Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Balls on Mars. So let's get to taking out their Balls, one by one. Valus Ba'aull. From what I can gather, he commands the Balls from an Imperial Ball Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right balls, we can punch through those balls, take this ball out, and break their grip on Balls.[/quote] ^Wyoming
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Ya. It’s called having the high balls.
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This is from toy story but who care btw I’m putting b instead of the full word cuz I don’t want the bant [spoiler]bells bells everywhere [/spoiler]
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"We've woken the balls!" "Little balls" "Get your balls...off my map" "We've stepped into war with the balls" "Did you break my balls drive?"
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"Do you like balls?" "Time to tip the balls." "For balls!" "The future is not yet balls!" "I am the breath of balls."
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Forscore and Seven Balls ago...
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2 Replies“Check your balls." "Cover your balls." "Get some balls." "Pass those balls around." "Setting ball sack here." "Time to nut up." Why is this thread not locked yet?
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Edited by Hal0T1nman: 3/21/2019 2:08:59 AMSir... Giving the Covenant back their balls.
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[quote]OH F***! BALLS![/quote]
