I’m proud to announce that OffTopic’s first pub has finally been established in the young lands of OffTopic. We feature a relaxed and exquisite environ[i]m[/i]ent catered tow[i]a[/i]rds the elite of OffTopic. This is a private club, [i]n[/i]ot all will be allowed to enter. We have made a choice to formally quarantine any and all law enforcement from participating in our club, as we feel it may harm the atmosphere we have worked so hard to establish.
We feature a rustic yet sleek aesthetic, brin[i]g[/i]ing you back the roaring twenties with a hint of modernity. We truly h[i]o[/i]pe you find what you’re looking for here.
[b]Announcement:[/b] We feel that it is important to our members and customers to change our name slightly. While our name was never racially charged, it was taken out of context that way. On behalf of the Silver Owl Club, we apologize for the misunderstanding. We value our patrons.
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Hey, what’d y’all do to my pub while I was dead?
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mango, lemme get 2 tommy guns... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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Am I allowed in? [spoiler]It'll certainly solve my issue of being lost constantly...[/spoiler]
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*walks into bar wearing a suit.* Greetings. My name is bond. A lurker off topic. Am I aloud in?
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We have changed our name. I personally think it is more fitting.
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[quote]White can represent freedom, and purity.[/quote] Maybe not the best wording
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So only white people are allowed right?
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Because it's important to have standards.
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Mango, my friend
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White Owl Club? Why is it never the "Secret Hawk Services"?
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Oh look everybody! Another totally legitimate business has popped following the example set by the bank, potato chip company, and the raptor dealership! Such ingenuity! Such....
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ok Do u have lays barbecue chips?
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Are The Templars allowed in? [spoiler]Namely me...[/spoiler]
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A lot of new establishments popping up right now. I wonder why. Where did the funding come from? Why all at once? Very interesting to see how this will play out. Especially if they are denying entry from certain groups. Very interesting.
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May I enter my good sir? [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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I'm an absolute mad lad. Am I allowed in?
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Mango... Why?
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Mango...?
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“White Owls” ? You got a problem with the rest of the coloured Owls? This some sort of... [i]White Supremacy.[/i] [spoiler]😏🍓🍩[/spoiler]
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How do I join?
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... If like to open up a tab under EA... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Thank you kanye, very cool
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Do you serve clientele with more...exotic tastes?
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May I enter? I am the messenger for Dagoth Ur, I can bring exotic drinks form the nation of Morrowind. Free of charge of course...
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Not like I wanted to join anyways... [spoiler]*cries*[/spoiler]
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Do I qualify... [spoiler]Though I am being held hostage by Toaster so I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to come and order some scotch...[/spoiler]