Because I recently learned that the symptoms are:
Density makes you violent.
Density makes you dumb.
Density makes you lazy.
Density makes you fat.
Density makes you abysmal.
Density makes you adverse.
Density makes you alarming.
Density makes you angry.
Density makes you annoying.
Density makes you anxious.
Density makes you apathetic.
Density makes you appalling.
Density makes you atrocious.
Density makes you awful.
Density makes you bad.
Density makes you banal.
Density makes you barbed.
Density makes you boring.
Density makes you broken.
Density makes you callous.
Density makes you clumsy.
Density makes you coarse.
Density makes you cold.
Density makes you cold-hearted.
Density makes you collapse.
Density makes you confused.
Density makes you contradictory.
Density makes you corrosive.
Density makes you corrupt.
Density makes you crazy.
Density makes you creepy.
Density makes you criminal.
Density makes you cruel.
Density makes you cry.
Density makes you evil.
Density makes you suicidal.
Density makes you sick.
Density makes you dry.
Density makes you virgin.
Density makes you murderous.
Density makes you whine.
Density makes you shrink.
Density makes you a puppet.
Density makes you dysfunctional.
Density makes you die.
But most importantly, it makes you lumpy.
Sources:
[spoiler]https://destinysfreedom.wordpress.com/2014/10/13/pride-makes-you-dumb/\
https://clips.twitch.tv/ReliableBenevolentLemurPartyTime
https://youtu.be/Q1htf-8--yM?list=LLK0yBfASkXl1NGfs08rkCZQ
https://www.nydailynews.com/amp/news/crime/wash-dad-beats-young-daughter-death-xbox-controller-article-1.2566835
https://youtu.be/W1B2nVdeSF0
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/139379181?sort=0&page=0
https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forums/Post/181365723[/spoiler]
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Increase the volume or decrease the mass to achieve less density.