Lukas-9: AMANDA! I gotta great idea that includes your expertise.
Amanda: Let me hear it then.
Lukas-9: You know how we need a hunter vanguard right?
Amanda: Yyyyyyyyeaaaah
Lukas-9: And you know how hunters can't refuse a challenge right?
Amanda: Where are you going with this?
Lukas-9: Three words VANGUARD SPARROW RACE! Loser gets the gig!
Amanda: ???
Lukas-9: It's simple, We get Shaxx and Saladin to give us potential candidates for Vanguard. AND WE RACE!
Amanda: Do you really think Shaxx and Saladin will put their differences aside to help you make a race?
Lukas-9: Please just ask them! I'll even help, I go to these poker games and I KNOW I can sweep the floor with them all...I'll even slap some posters up around the city, I'll put announcements in hunter scouts comms, I'll do EVERYTHING!
Psota (Lukas-9's ghost): No he won't!
Lukas-9: SHUT UP MISCHIEF! You're not helping!
Amanda: I'll help...IF you yourself attend the race.
*Lukas gulps nervously*
Lukas-9: Suuuuuuuurrrrrre! I'll do it! What do I have to worry about?...It's just the Vanguard.
Lukas-9's inner thoughts: God I hope Marcus Ren doesn't bring his friends!
Amanda: We should put Cayde's cloak and Ace of Spades in the poll for the loser too, I mean Cayde did the same with Andal and the cloak...So let's make it a tradition!
Lukas-9: Yeah I could donate Ace. I'll even put my battle worn Hawkmoon in the poll for the winner.
Amanda: We should see if Banshee can get Omolon or Suros to sponsor this race too!
Lukas-9: You're getting pretty involved with this idea all of a sudden Amanda!
Amanda: IT'S A RACE! These are my specialty! You just go worry about hunters hearing this...And while you're at it you might wanna start prepping that sparrow of yours.
Lukas-9: HEY! I got this in the bag!
*Lukas walks away*
Psota: You're gonna be a bad Vanguard!
Lukas-9: Thanks for the pep talk light bulb.
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Nice idea! May I add this to my [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/245771343/0/0]Archive[/url]? [spoiler]The Archive is a collection of posts on Destiny Companion. They contain an alphabetical list of writers in the Destiny community and links to their stories. Basically, with your permission, I put your name in with a link to your story. You get all the credit, and everyone has easy access to your story at all times. To find out more about the Archive, follow the link above (click the yellow word “Archive”).[/spoiler]
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[quote]Lukas-9: AMANDA! I gotta great idea that includes your expertise. Amanda: Let me hear it then. Lukas-9: You know how we need a hunter vanguard right? Amanda: Yyyyyyyyeaaaah Lukas-9: And you know how hunters can't refuse a challenge right? Amanda: Where are you going with this? Lukas-9: Three words VANGUARD SPARROW RACE! Loser gets the gig! Amanda: ??? Lukas-9: It's simple, We get Shaxx and Saladin to give us potential candidates for Vanguard. AND WE RACE! Amanda: Do you really think Shaxx and Saladin will put their differences aside to help you make a race? Lukas-9: Please just ask them! I'll even help, I go to these poker games and I KNOW I can sweep the floor with them all...I'll even slap some posters up around the city, I'll put announcements in hunter scouts comms, I'll do EVERYTHING! Psota (Lukas-9's ghost): No he won't! Lukas-9: SHUT UP MISCHIEF! You're not helping! Amanda: I'll help...IF you yourself attend the race. *Lukas gulps nervously* Lukas-9: Suuuuuuuurrrrrre! I'll do it! What do I have to worry about?...It's just the Vanguard. Lukas-9's inner thoughts: God I hope Marcus Ren doesn't bring his friends! Amanda: We should put Cayde's cloak and Ace of Spades in the poll for the loser too, I mean Cayde did the same with Andal and the cloak...So let's make it a tradition! Lukas-9: Yeah I could donate Ace. I'll even put my battle worn Hawkmoon in the poll for the winner. Amanda: We should see if Banshee can get Omolon or Suros to sponsor this race too! Lukas-9: You're getting pretty involved with this idea all of a sudden Amanda! Amanda: IT'S A RACE! These are my specialty! You just go worry about hunters hearing this...And while you're at it you might wanna start prepping that sparrow of yours. Lukas-9: HEY! I got this in the bag! *Lukas walks away* Psota: You're gonna be a bad Vanguard! Lukas-9: Thanks for the pep talk light bulb.[/quote] Most clever request for SRL I've ever seen, and I like it!
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[quote]Lukas-9: Thanks for the pep talk light bulb.[/quote] That's hilarious. 10 outta 10. Best ghost insult ever.
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Better him than Prince Putz and Pulled Porky.
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BOOOOOOOOO
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Edited by C-a-I-l-u-m: 3/28/2019 4:32:35 PM#removed
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I recommend adding a fanfic or fanfiction tag.