Lukas-9: AMANDA! I gotta great idea that includes your expertise.
Amanda: Let me hear it then.
Lukas-9: You know how we need a hunter vanguard right?
Amanda: Yyyyyyyyeaaaah
Lukas-9: And you know how hunters can't refuse a challenge right?
Amanda: Where are you going with this?
Lukas-9: Three words VANGUARD SPARROW RACE! Loser gets the gig!
Amanda: ???
Lukas-9: It's simple, We get Shaxx and Saladin to give us potential candidates for Vanguard. AND WE RACE!
Amanda: Do you really think Shaxx and Saladin will put their differences aside to help you make a race?
Lukas-9: Please just ask them! I'll even help, I go to these poker games and I KNOW I can sweep the floor with them all...I'll even slap some posters up around the city, I'll put announcements in hunter scouts comms, I'll do EVERYTHING!
Psota (Lukas-9's ghost): No he won't!
Lukas-9: SHUT UP MISCHIEF! You're not helping!
Amanda: I'll help...IF you yourself attend the race.
*Lukas gulps nervously*
Lukas-9: Suuuuuuuurrrrrre! I'll do it! What do I have to worry about?...It's just the Vanguard.
Lukas-9's inner thoughts: God I hope Marcus Ren doesn't bring his friends!
Amanda: We should put Cayde's cloak and Ace of Spades in the poll for the loser too, I mean Cayde did the same with Andal and the cloak...So let's make it a tradition!
Lukas-9: Yeah I could donate Ace. I'll even put my battle worn Hawkmoon in the poll for the winner.
Amanda: We should see if Banshee can get Omolon or Suros to sponsor this race too!
Lukas-9: You're getting pretty involved with this idea all of a sudden Amanda!
Amanda: IT'S A RACE! These are my specialty! You just go worry about hunters hearing this...And while you're at it you might wanna start prepping that sparrow of yours.
Lukas-9: HEY! I got this in the bag!
*Lukas walks away*
Psota: You're gonna be a bad Vanguard!
Lukas-9: Thanks for the pep talk light bulb.
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[quote]Lukas-9: Thanks for the pep talk light bulb.[/quote] That's hilarious. 10 outta 10. Best ghost insult ever.