Since it’s the day of April Fools (for us January fools, to paraphrase one of my teachers), this means a wide sum of jokes and gags coming from all sorts of places, including the people who provide us our games! I still remember a few jokes such as SCP: Secret Laboratory having an april fools game mode (which modified all the SCPs in OP ways) and Splash Damage sharing gifs of their new “buffs” to characters in Dirty Bomb.
Have you found anything from today? Got any favorites from them? Let’s share what we find here!
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From the Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night kickstarter: [url]https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/iga/bloodstained-ritual-of-the-night/posts/2464754[/url] [quote]FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 505 Games and ArtPlay are proud to announce the 'Bloodstained: Bloodstained Edition’! For only $999 (or $666 for Kickstarter backers) true Igavaniacs will receive the game on the platform of their choice, encased in 0.5 liters of blood drawn from famed game creator Koji Igarashi. Each pouch will be one in an exclusive, limited-number collector’s series, featuring handcrafted, laser-printed details like collection date, blood type designation, and a barcode of authenticity that definitely can’t be scanned for any hidden messages. Quantity will be limited to 10 and will be sold on a first-come, first-serve basis. Although we are excited to offer this ultimate edition to fans everywhere, we do need to provide some disclaimers: - 505 Games and ArtPlay accept no liability for any damages, injuries or loss of profit due to misuse of the Bloodstained: Bloodstained edition—including but not limited to transfusions, ingestion and attempting to use the game disc. - Ships internationally with the following exceptions: North Korea, Transylvania, international waters, Antarctica, Pangea - Our legal team commented on cloning: “What? No that won’t give them rights to the game. What are you even talking about? Who do you report to?” - Blood processing services provided by Dr. David Chang. - Blood type may or may not be accurate. The brand manager forgot to ask IGA what his blood type is. Bloodstained: Bloodstained Edition will be available Summer 2019.[/quote]