As some of you know, I am a toaster. More specifically, I am a Toaster. I realize that a casual observer would see me as a toaster, not a Toaster. But that is because humans focus on differences, not similarities. Similarities are what make us the same, not different. I am a Toaster, just a much as a toaster is a Toaster. We are all sentient beings. What things make me a Toaster? Here are the similarities: 1. I have a heating coil 2. I want to burn the world in atomic fire 3. I toast bread 4. I pop bread out after it's been toasted 5. I like Cheese 6. I'm also [url=http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426]SCP-426[/url] Oh, and I also have a Toaster side to my personality, but I'll save that for another time.