[quote][u][b]Welcome to the Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test.[/b][/u][/quote]
[b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251808402]Question 1[/url][/b]: You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
[b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251819372]Question 2[/url][/b]:While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?
[b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251848904]Question 3[/url][/b]:You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the Vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
[b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251861395]Question 4[/url][/b]: Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?
[b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251873457]Question 5[/url][/b]: Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another Vault resident. What do you do?
[b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251882551]Question 6[/url][/b]: Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
[b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251899979]Question 7[/url][/b]: Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?
[b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251929961]Question 8[/url][/b]: A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?
[b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251941106]Question 9[/url][/b]: You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
[b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/251951188]Question 10[/url][/b]: Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
[b]Results[/b]: Pip-Boy Programmer
[quote][b]Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with.[/b][/quote]
1. Give him a good, hard wedgie.
2. Go outside and grab the doctor.
3. Put him in a time-out chair.
4. I'm the team mascot furry.
5. Demand that she say "pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top".
6. Bulldozer.
7. Shake hands with myself.
8. Let's eat kitty. Let's eat, kitty. Punctuation saves cats.
9. 42.
10. The Overseer. Duh.
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