You may not know who I am, Mr. Dmg, but all you need to know is that I am a proud resident of this land.
This realm may have its flaws, but know that it brings joy and unity to many users of the Density app.
Erasing OffTopic would break the hearts of many, and while it may get rid of a few of your problems, it could possibly make many more.
I beg of you to spare OffTopic and the many lives within it.
Of course, I do not ask for free.
In return for the safety of OffTopic, I offer you a homemade Pringle Pie, made from all of the resources of OffTopic, including pecan pie and pumpkin pie pringles.
I am aware that you are a man of great power and will, Mr. Dmg. I don’t expect this offering to please you.
If there is anything else that you desire, I name it, and I will do everything in my power to make sure that you receive it.
[spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]
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Down with Pie, Up with Cake!!
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Have a bump for trying to save us.