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Edited by Mirialans: 5/14/2019 12:52:55 PM
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Destiny: Uldrens Fate

This isnt of those sexy fanfics. Which there are no point of something ultra smexy or masturbating uncontrolly. No. This isn't about some wacky @ss kinky hyper realistic creptypasta. This isnt about a gamer or hidden Fallen propaganda or some smexy phone sex hotline only to have my questions answered by Zavala, Jape, Slenderman or Amanda. This is a story about a tale.... This is about what I assume to be a previously undiscovered alternate ending of Super Uldren World for the Playstation 7. There are no cliches whatsoever in this in this story. none at all. no hyper realistic blood or some spooky guy with no head. Nah! just kidding this is a creptypasta so theres going to have every cliche you can imagine, just like other creepypastas. In 1264 I reaceved my first camputer from some chicken Fallen dude. Id been on da web before. Had used campuuters before, for a decaed I was a gamer which was my time-wasting hobby, I ate some puzza, using the Intawebs for Music, games, porn, games, films, music, porn, games, films, music, porn, porn, porn, anything, you know dat wacky stuff. My sister Queen Mara(geddit) came into my room sav me masturbating, she was hyper realistic pissed at me, by ma du not care. THE END NOPE I FOOLED YOU! But then Again I notieced something odd with ma campuuter, it was a message from that sex bomb which was Zavala "GUARDIANS ARRIVING YOU BIG FAT GOAT!" he said ultra realistic at ma face. But ya know man, I didnt care I at some macaroni and then I saw a strangezle man looking at the screen, but I didnt realy care becaeuse I smoked som crack. IT WAS......Ben Affleck da Spiderman!!!!! "WASSUP WHERE IS DA PIZZA" he he said realistic at me, Hes always been Uldrens second ant(geddit cuZ hes spiderman), the one who doesn't get dat sweet cocaine booty in these early times. No matter how identical he is to Uldren in skillset and ability and super and bravery, at the end of the day the game is "Super Uldren Brothers", and he's just "the Brother". Wtf wait!?, Uldren and Spider Affleck have never been a teame befoe. You know Uldren has always been a n sexy -blam!-, he never knoe that he would becom a superhero?,...So what about SpiderAffleck? well hes the Luigi of the story Right?. But why is he doing dis?, Money? Power? No, it was all there. Because he couldn't take not being the one in the spotlight. Not being Uldren himself. both Uldren and Ben went into da hyper realistic spooky ghost house, where they meet(no not that guy) he look just like an Uncle Earl, he had hyper realistic eyes and was tall(just like Zavala earlier) but it wasnt any type of masturbasting maniac IT WAS..ZAVALA!. "you dat mang" he said and then zavala punched affleck hyper realistic at him, Spidy is gone :(. But then a messege thing pooped up(just like exes) uldrenisapussy.exe popped up(geddit since its Super Uldren Bros 2), "NO, IT CANT BE" uldren dat -blam!- said. But uldren wasnt just any type of hot six pac guy, But Uldren(the -blam!-) wasnt what he knew, zavala wasnt just an hotline sex man, but he was a guardian. But then again I wase playing a game the whole time, So the story was pointless after all??!

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