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5/24/2019 3:38:09 PM
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I see the crown of France sitting on my porch.
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4 RepliesLook for the head that it was resting on. It probably rolled down the stairs......
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1 ReplyMake it surrender
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1 ReplyEdited by Rex Izunia: 5/25/2019 1:23:22 AMDo not pick it up. You are not worthy. You have not yet been trained in the art of surrendering. You do not yet have a dozen white flags in your house. Even if you did, still don’t, because a year from now, your people would execute you with a guillotine. The spot of ruler of France is equivalent to the spot of teacher of Defense against the Dark Arts. Nobody lasts for more than a year.
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Hit Belgium first.
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4 RepliesRun, Tomorrow there will be a guillotine
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Well, shit
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It becomes the thing that the President of Offtopic wears
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Put it on, then ride through the streets on a motor scooter wearing only it and a loincloth made of daisies.
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1 Reply... Take it, melt it down and turn it into bullets... [spoiler]not included in DLC[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDamn, your porch is the Louvre? [spoiler]Yes, I actually googled where the crown is kept[/spoiler]
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Edited by ALIAS-F4LS: 5/24/2019 4:45:20 PMHuh, so they surrendered already...
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32 RepliesHand it to me.
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Take it Mr. President! Take it! [spoiler][i]My will is not my own[/i][/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Pyrus: 5/24/2019 4:15:00 PMUhh, you could wear it and become King of France, or you can sell it on eBay and get rich! [spoiler]I can give you a good deal for it![/spoiler]
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18 Replies*Picks up crown with a sword* Thank you for letting me know Clint, very kind...
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Feed it to baby raptors. They like expensive things!
