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What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL -blam!-ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO -blam!-S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL -blam!-ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL -blam!- THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE -blam!- OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO -blam!- THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE -blam!- DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE -blam!- OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!
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The Cardboard Boxes The cardboard box was invented by Robert Gair in 1890. Since then, it has been primarily used for packaging goods and for carrying objects. The size of cardboard boxes can greatly vary, the biggest being 40 by 20 meters (131 by 66 feet). Cardboard boxes are primarily constructed of recycled paper, which is paper that comes from pulp wood which is when wood chips are made into paper. Therefore, to make cardboard, you take a tree’s wood chips and make paper out of it that you put in between two liners. Cardboard is now almost always made of recycled materials including, but limited to, cardboard and paper. Cardboard is made up of a renewable material which are trees. Most of the time, cardboard is recycled, but even if it is still put in landfills, it takes up very little space and is very biodegradable. But the biggest issue of cardboard is that if it is thrown away and put in landfills, the chemical that is used for the glue to make the paper breaks down and can contaminate groundwater. Another problem that can occur is that paper takes a lot of water to make, and bleach can be used, but rarely in cardboard, and that may cause air pollution. To construct recycled cardboard, it costs $10 per ton of basic materials which include pulp paper and glue. To buy cardboard, it is usually $1-2 on the lower end, and $4-5 on the higher end of cardboard. At The Home Depot, it costs 88 cents for a 16x12x12 inch box, and $1.68 for an 18x18x24 inch box. At the end of its life, cardboard is almost always recycled to make new cardboard. If it is thrown away, it takes only within the span of 3 months for it to decompose. In fact, several studies show that cardboard has less toxic materials than grass. A very similar product to cardboard is paper. Paper is made of the same materials as cardboard, and impacts the environment and decomposes around the same time as cardboard. The only way it isn’t identical is in the use of it and the costs. Paper is mainly used for writing and drawing on, while cardboard is mainly for holding items. CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD CARDBOARD
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The best books are the ones that no matter how many times you burn them or bury them in the woods, they always wind up next to your bed.