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6/7/2019 9:54:56 PM
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Sooo... If I disappear for an extended amount of time...
know that I care for you all, even Otter... sort of...
[spoiler]I am writing this in case the jokes from my boss become more than a joke.
I am being dramatic, but my boss likes to make jokes about having me killed...
What a jerk right? Well seeing as I work for a company that is owned by a certain wealthy and connected ethnically Italian family... I'm leaving this note [/spoiler]
I love my boss, he's a great guy
[spoiler]If I ever leave an impassioned note sying I'm in trouble its not for lols[/spoiler]
I love my job, it pays well, gives me an honest days work and keeps me out of trouble
[spoiler]the code word is banana, for a real emergency[/spoiler]
It's the best! He sometimes likes to say how easy it would be to have me killed and hidden, to which we all laugh.
[spoiler]if I'm gone for a very long time I probs dead, and decomposing under a manhole somewhere...[/spoiler]
You guys are the best!
MORP
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Uuummm, well...if that happens...then F for respects I guess. I hope that doesn't actually happen. [spoiler]On the off chance that it does happen then likely someone will call the cops and they'll be suspicious of the boss.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply*Feigns concern*
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1 ReplyEdited by RheubenThePig: 6/8/2019 5:06:43 PMIn that case, send a hitman. [spoiler] DISCLAIMER: please don’t actually send a hitman, that’s a terrible idea [/spoiler] [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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1 Replyabsolute monkaS. Leave that job asap
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*Hopeful feelings*
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2 RepliesI shall send ECCHO to avenge you!
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1 Replytake the cannoli
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2 RepliesI can’t tell if you’re joking or not.
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6 RepliesSo let me get this right. You work for a restaurant that is just a front for the Mafia and you just snitched.
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17 RepliesWhy does everyone hate otter again
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1 Replydo you work for the cartels?
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F [spoiler]If you die, will the Deep select a new Speaker?[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by Jack Frost: 6/8/2019 1:38:19 AM[quote]Sooo... if I disappear for an extended amount of time...[/quote] Varvatos Vex, you get my cookie supply
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2 RepliesInb4MassShooting
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Beastwood of the Deep.
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Dont go mane
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3 RepliesEdited by Sylver: 6/7/2019 11:18:46 PMYou shoulda payed your debts Labowski. Now you're boopity boppatiy-dead.
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1 ReplyOh dear...
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2 RepliesThis Is most concerning.
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1 ReplyMy boss makes jokes about the organization going under. I'd honestly prefer the assasination schtick.
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5 RepliesUhhhhhhhhh [spoiler]I repeat: uhhhhhhhhh[/spoiler]
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