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Edited by Beastmaker129:
7/8/2019 10:31:56 AM
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FANFICTION-A New Beginning
Serenity-1:Coughs and pulls herself out from a pit*
Ghost:Hello Guardian.
Serenity-1:Where am I? And what the [i]heck[/i] are you???
Ghost:I’m a ghost. Specifically your ghost.
Serenity-1:Am I supposed to know what a ghost is?
Ghost:Well...it’s me.
Serenity-1:That’s descriptive. And what am I? Aren’t I supposed to be lying rusting in that pit beneath what was my ship?
Ghost:Your a guardian of the Last City now. Get used to it.
They hear a massive creaking sound beneath the ship and a void blast tears it apart*
Serenity-1:[i][u]WHAT IS THAT?!?![/u][/i]
Ghost:Wha...what...h...how.....
Serenity-1:[u][i]LIKE I SAID BEFORE, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?[/i][/u]
Ghost:It’s a prime servitor. Wait....is that...no it can’t be....Daliks Prime. It was a servitor of House Rain judging by the markings but it seems to have gotten buried beneath you and your ship. That thing isn’t supposed to exist!!!
Serenity-1:WHAT EVER IT IS HOW DO WE KILL IT?!?
Ghost:If you can get inside it I can reprogram it.
She grabs a nearly broken in half triple triple minigun from her long crashed ship*
Serenity-1:[u][i]HOW DOES THIS FEEL HUNK OF JUNK!!![/i][/u]
She connects the activation wires and the gun spins up and blast a 3 foot wide hole in the side of the Prime*
She then vaults off the minigun and throws herself into the servitor*
Serenity-1:Umm...ghost...what now.
Ghost:Muttering furiously to herself* If I put that there and that goes there...THERE!! Let’s get outta here!!!
Serenity-1 jumps out and watches as the servitors eye changes color from red to white*
Serenity-1:Awesome. My own little pet robot.
Ghost:Do you remember your name?
Serenity-1:Yes. I am Serenity-1. But I am usually called Seren.
Ghost:And I am called Luminite.
Serenity-1:Ok then Luminite. Can I call you Lumini?
Lumini:Sure. Got any clue on how to fix your ship?
Serenity-1:See if it works. And if not....I have no clue.
Lumini:I can help. Let me get a scan.
Scans ship*
Lumini:Surprisingly it’s perfect. Just banged up. Do you have any clothes?
Serenity-1 just notices that she had no clothes on.
Lumini:Ah never mind. Your a Exo. You should be fine until we get you some clothes.
Serenity-1:Phew*. Where are we going now?
Lumini:The Last City.
Serenity-1:And where is that now?
Lumini:Smashes shell on ship* Northwest....
[u][i]THE LAST CITY[/i][/u]
Lumini:Set right down near that Black and white ship.
Serenity-1:So. What do we do now?
Lumini:Walk over to that guy with a hood and a horn. And let me do the talking.
Serenity-1:Ok then.
Lumini floats over to Cayde (who isn’t dead yet) and Lumini starts telling him about Seren and he beckons her over*
Cayde:Yeah what’s up. Now we gotta find ya some clothes. No one wants to see that. Except maybe Zavala. He’s [i]weeeeird[/i]. So. Sundance? Transmat us to Right behind Tess. We need to get some clothes for our friend here.
Cayde:[i]BOO. [/i]
Tess nearly hits her head on her stand as she flips around*
Tess:CAYDE WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?
Cayde:I just had to. (He is giggling uncontrollably) Can you get some clothes for our friend here who has none? Also. She needs a ship and some other stuff too. Just think of it as a IOU.
Tess:I have some new armor I just got.....
A couple minutes later Serenity-1 is decked out in full Optimancy Armor has a key to a spare Kabr’s Glass Aegis and a Braytech DREAMS-9 sparrow.
Cayde:Perfect! Let me show you around. So. This is the Tower. We, [i]The guardians[/i] stay here. This is our base. And home. And ramen fix finder.
Serenity-1:Nice place.
Cayde:It is. You should [i]seriously[/i] try ramen. Let’s go.
SPICY RAMEN
Cayde:2 for me and my friend.
Bartender:New guardian?
Serenity-1:Yep.
Cayde:I thought it would be fun to introduce her to the virtues of Spicy Ramen.
Bartender:Well thanks for that since we might be going out of business.
Cayde:NOOOOO. WHO IS PUTTING YOU OUT OF BUSINESS IM GONNA GOLDEN GUN EM!!!
Bartender:It’s Zavala.
Cayde:!@$#.
Serenity-1:I can help with that. I found a prime servitor under my old crashed ship when I was resurrected. I heard about some guy called the Spider? He may want some extra ether.
Cayde:WOW.
Serenity-1:I already have about 2.5 tons of ether. That thing is crazy.
Cayde:Well don’t let me hold you up. Sides. I gotta go make sure Dead Orbit doesn’t shoot apart Lakshmi. Byeeeeee.
Serenity-1:Byeee. Giggles*
End.
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Edited by Grays_KS27: 7/9/2019 2:43:57 PM[b]A guide to raising your adorable pet Prime Servitor:[/b] 1. Give lots of love. [i]Every Prime must have an Archon to tend to their needs, and a host of Fallen to worship them.[/i] 2. Training. [i]A Kell must use their Elder Cypher to control a Prime’s Ether production.[/i] 3. Housing. [i]A Prime Servitor must have a large lair, where it has plenty of space to be worshipped and distribute Ether. Add large piles of bones for decoration to make your Prime happy.[/i] 4. Feeding. [i]Servitors love treats. Any matter will do, but organic is best. Most Primes enjoy human sacrifices. Avoid feeding your Prime corrupted Ether, which can be fatal in large doses.[/i] 5. Litter box. [i]A Prime Servitor is constantly producing massive amounts of Ether. Train them to use their litter box and empty the litter box regularly to avoid waste buildup.[/i] 6. Walks [i]Prime Servitors map the stars and are excellent interstellar navigators. Take yours on walks often.[/i]
