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Edited by Sumpig-2:
8/14/2019 1:14:35 AM
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Roast Me Monday 8/12 (Over)
Alright, I’ll end this early since:
1. Most people are in bed
2. I need to go to bed cause school
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Thanks to all you good sports for participating in the fun! I really appreciate it. I really do!
11 updoots is probably the most an RMM has ever gotten and it almost got top trending (highest I saw was 3rd) but that’s okay. Less attention brought here
Thanks to all the ninjas who ignored/ did not see this. You don’t know it but I appreciate it!
All right folks. See ya next week!
[spoiler]Alright everybody, you know the grill.
You roast someone (it’s probably gonna be me), I’ll roast someone. It’s gonna be hot in here.
Nothing too serious that would warrant shadow ninjas to appear out of thin air (plz no hrt meh).
This is not a serious roast thingy, half baked will work fine. In fact, bad jokes are just as good, and if you can’t think of anything... racial slu- [i][b]I’m kidding don’t do that![/b][/i] just spew out a random line from a movie or just, I dunno. Something funny. A non toasty counter argument.
This is something to laugh at so don’t cry if it h- I mean, don’t post anything too harsh. That’s mean. Don’t be mean.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI would, but it’s illegal to burn trash
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1 ReplyIn the words of Betty White during William Shatner's roast: You're supposed to explore the universe, not fill it
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8 RepliesYou're a poopy head! You want me to spell it out for you?
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1 ReplySome pig: Roast me! Offtopic: We’ll just ride ya a bit!
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1 Reply
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24 RepliesHa your pretty frickin gåy you got defaulted on by your sister
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6 RepliesI'm about to ruin this whole mans life... Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries.
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1 ReplyEdited by Crashdogg76: 8/13/2019 12:16:17 AM
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1 ReplyYou are a stupid head and your butt is fart
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2 RepliesYou got beat up by a mosquito lol
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4 RepliesYour mom is so fat that when your dad was looking for a engagement ring he gave up and just bought one of Saturns. [spoiler]No hate bro );[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and -blam!- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll -blam!- fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesYou play ball like a girl!!
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1 Reply*Scottish intensifies* Why don’t ye just save us all the trouble and jump in the funeral pyre you milksop?! [spoiler]No hate :)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by o r c a: 8/12/2019 9:50:07 PMI have no friends.... [spoiler]And neither do you[/spoiler] [spoiler]This is the power of Requiem[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHow does it feel to not have Opposable Thumbs you absolute swine
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1 ReplyYou still watch dora
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1 ReplyInb4 lock
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1 ReplyHa, you loser! I bet you're a great person with lots of talents and a family who loves them! Psh. Got em.
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8 RepliesYou’re a hog. [spoiler]rekt[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesU a pig
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9 RepliesEdited by Veggehtehbull: 8/12/2019 7:44:40 PMOk now for my real roast Sumpig huh? Hmph, no worse than sumbear. [spoiler]The Veggie has spoken[/spoiler]
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Edited by Veggehtehbull: 8/12/2019 7:19:18 PMMe: Here’s my gfs number You:....ok Me: SIKE! THATS THE WRONG NUMBER EVERYONE: [b][i]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/i][/b] [spoiler]The Veggie has spoken[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou stink
