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Edited by Sumpig-2:
8/14/2019 1:14:35 AM
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Roast Me Monday 8/12 (Over)
Alright, I’ll end this early since:
1. Most people are in bed
2. I need to go to bed cause school
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Thanks to all you good sports for participating in the fun! I really appreciate it. I really do!
11 updoots is probably the most an RMM has ever gotten and it almost got top trending (highest I saw was 3rd) but that’s okay. Less attention brought here
Thanks to all the ninjas who ignored/ did not see this. You don’t know it but I appreciate it!
All right folks. See ya next week!
[spoiler]Alright everybody, you know the grill.
You roast someone (it’s probably gonna be me), I’ll roast someone. It’s gonna be hot in here.
Nothing too serious that would warrant shadow ninjas to appear out of thin air (plz no hrt meh).
This is not a serious roast thingy, half baked will work fine. In fact, bad jokes are just as good, and if you can’t think of anything... racial slu- [i][b]I’m kidding don’t do that![/b][/i] just spew out a random line from a movie or just, I dunno. Something funny. A non toasty counter argument.
This is something to laugh at so don’t cry if it h- I mean, don’t post anything too harsh. That’s mean. Don’t be mean.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and -blam!- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll -blam!- fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
