“They think their dick is huge and that they don’t need the EU”
“Why dont friendless people just buy friends? Because there is no friend shop.” “What about [b]h[/b]ookers? “Ah, you got me there”
“Can’t they just declare Jihad?”
“I’m confused as to what dirt is...”
“Ironic. He could save others from gay, but not himself.”
“Georgians will be assimilated with Armenia or die”
“Hi! Last time we met I just about called you a prick, now I’m planning your wedding!”
A HOSPITAL?
OH THATS EVEN -blam!-IN BETTER!
Now we can get some emergency -blam!-ing medical support for the -blam!- brain who decided to use the most useless brand of -blam!-ing tape outside of elementary school and start pumping his veins with morphine so he dies a quiet death!
“Pwease halp me I’m waturded! ORRRRRBBB!”
*BANG*
“Doc send another to the morgue!
(Provided by Tiger)
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A spectre is haunting Europe, a spectre of communism
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"F[i]u[/i]ck everything, shit on anything" my friend in a gambit match
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[quote]Hey WHERE THE -blam!- ARE MY HARD-BOILED EGGS[/quote]
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“Nice Beaver.” [spoiler]about a stuffed beaver[/spoiler] “How hot and wet do you like it?” [spoiler]about beef? I think it was[/spoiler] -Quotes from [i]The Naked Gun[/i] good comedy
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I said this once “Eat a car”
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Do you want it hard or soft?
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"...no NO! DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR! THE MONSTER IS IN THERE!... eww, well that was unexpected AND gross." (guess what was being watched at the time!)
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Quack quack waddle waddle! Quack quack waddle waddle!
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I’ve got one you can add to the list. [quote] A HOSPITAL? OH THATS EVEN -blam!-IN BETTER! Now we can get some emergency -blam!-ing medical support for the -blam!- brain who decided to use the most useless brand of -blam!-ing tape outside of elementary school and start pumping his veins with morphine so he dies a quiet death! “Pwease halp me I’m waturded! ORRRRRBBB!” *BANG* “Doc send another to the morgue! [/quote] -Me to my friends on Discord
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If God is love then you can call me cuipid.
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Bruh goena for aeue sajr eusw
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Ummmm, wow