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[i]Kebab: House Fries [-€5][/i]— A batch of deep-fried and synth-seasoned synth-potato fries; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: House Rings [-€10][/i]— A batch of deep-fried and synth-seasoned synth-onion rings; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: Poultry Kabob [-€10][/i]— A skewer of synth-seasoned synth-chicken; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: House Pretzel [-€15][/i]— A synth-seasoned and synth-cheese-encrusted synth-pretzel; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: Veggie Kabob [-€15][/i]— A skewer of synth-broccoli, synth-carrot, synth-mushroom; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: Bovine Kabob [-€20][/i]— A skewer of synth-seasoned synth-steak; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: House Stew [-€20][/i]— A bowl of synth-tomato soup, synth-mushrooms, synth-corn, and roast synth-beef; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: House Breakfast [-€25][/i]— A plate of synth-sugared synth-pancakes glazed in synth-maple syrup and synth-bacon glazed in synth-maple syrup; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: Swine Kabob [-€25][/i]— A skewer of synth-seasoned synth-ham, synth-seasoned synth-bacon, and synth-seasoned synth-pepperoni; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: Marine Kabob [-€30][/i]— A skewer of synth-seasoned synth-salmon, synth-seasoned synth-lobster, and synth-seasoned synth-octopus; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: House Dessert [-€30][/i]— A plate of synth-honey cake with whipped synth-cream, synth-cherries, and synth-raspberries on top; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: House Lunch [-€35][/i]— A synth-bread sub-sandwich filled with synth-tomato, synth-lettuce, synth-pickles, synth-onion, synth-pepperoni, synth-bacon, and malt synth-vinegar with a batch of House Rings on the side; available at all Kebab locations.
[i]Kebab: House Dinner [-€35][/i]— A plate of synth-lamb shanks glazed in synth-gravy, synth-seasoned synth-pelmeni filled with synth-roe or minced synth-venison, and mashed synth-potatoes with a House Pretzel on the side; available at all Kebab locations.
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For a second I read the shank glazed kebabs as shark kebabs, and I was like, Shark Kebabs!?