[quote][b]Leaving the shattered remains of the tower and the deep plane two men were conversing among themselves on their way back[/b][/quote]
Lee: So you're considering becoming a deputy, huh?
John Watson: Well yes but... I don't know if I want that target on my head. But don't worry, I'll still be you're Ally, unless you turn evil of course.
Lee: Dunno why, but a lot of people have been thinking that lately
John Watson: *chuckles* I'll see you around Sheriff, I gotta go take care of this abomination
[quote][b]John's sword glows red and begins to talk in a demonic tone[/b][/quote]
Robot Owl: [b][i][u]WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, -blam!-?[/u][/i][/b]
John Watson: So long Sheriff!
Lee: Later!
[quote][b]Lee heads back to the department, unlocks the door and enters a dark room[/b][/quote]
Lee: Beep? Pency? Acro? Is anyone here?
[quote][b]The light flickers on and off as the bright light of the office reveals the deputies tied up and on the floor. A figure in a cowboy hat stands before them[/b][/quote]
Lee: Who are you and what have you done!
*Lee raises his revolvers, ready to fire*
Lee The Outlaw: Hehe... [i]I'm you[/i]
Lee The Sheriff: You're weak! Wait... I switched it up...
Lee The Outlaw: Anyways, one of the horsemen sent me to come and... [i]Put you out of business...[/i]
Lee The Sheriff: Me? Why?
Lee the Outlaw: [b]Do not question the mighty horsemen![/b]
Lee The Sheriff: Mighty? We've already taken down half of them!
[quote][b]Lee the Outlaw starts chuckling and then he bursts out laughing hysterically. The Sheriff starts sweating[/b][/quote]
Lee The Outlaw: [b]You think they're gone!? BWAHAHAAHAHA[/b]
Lee The Sheriff: Listen here, you deliver them a message!
Lee The Outlaw: Oh? You think you're worthy enough to talk to such beings!?
Lee The Sheriff: They are criminal scum, of course!
Lee The Outlaw: [b]Such words are blasphemy! Die![/b]
[quote][b]They both draw their revolvers and shoot exactly at the same time. Their bodies start to shake from the bullets penetrating their bodies[/b][/quote]
Lee The Outlaw: -blam!-, how dare you still live!?
Lee The Sheriff: Did you just spit out a meme? [i]Oh my God you really are me![/i]
Lee The Outlaw: Enough!
[quote][b]The Outlaws skin bursts open and reveals a beautiful being of the deep[/b][/quote]
Lee The Sheriff: *panting* Deep? I left that behind a long time ago for the light!
[quote][b]Lee tries to summon light to burn the monster but it won't appear. The room becomes drenched in a shade of black and blue[/b][/quote]
Lee The Outlaw: [i]Hehe, your light won't reach you here...[/i]
Lee The Sheriff: C-crap... Tsk, I'll do this the old fashioned way!
[quote][b]Lee begins shooting round after round in the monster as it creeps near him. The beast is unphased[/b][/quote]
Lee The Outlaw: [i]The Deep Hungers... Yesssss? Consume you... Yesssss?[/i]
Lee The Sheriff: You -blam!-, you won't get away with this!
[quote][b]The Sheriff loads a special bullet into his revolver... He aims... And fires...[/b][/quote]
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[quote][b]Lee walks out of the department and looks at the city lights. He grins[/b][/quote]
[i]To Be Continued[/i]
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When’s the next hair update
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Hmmmmm.... [spoiler]I should probably find a safe place to hide...[/spoiler] [spoiler]since this is the apocalypse and like[/spoiler]
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... .... ... Nah coffee first.
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*The Emperor chuckles to himself* Vanity of vanities... that is what this frivolous “apocalypse” is. Soon it shall end and then, in desperation for order. The masses will flock to the Empire.
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[i]you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain[/i]
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Well crap, good time to stock canned meat and buy some gold for the apocalypse.
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*Puts on sheriffs hat.* Well somebody’s got to do the job while lee is gone.
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... haHA... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Variks watches, yess?
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Edited by gabydo: 9/1/2019 7:57:13 PMWho’s gonna save us?
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*watches the situation unfold from a safe location through hacked cameras* [well shit, time to tell the council.]
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[quote]somewhere in the city, Mandalorian's bunker[/quote] Security officer: sir, your not going to like this, I got a strange whiff of somethin as I passed the sheriff's office. Mandalorian: what's so unusual about that, there's always strange going on in this city. Security officer: thats the thing sir, multi-dozen times sir, that want no good strange. A.I.: he's right sir, just got a report from one of our taps, the department is out. Security officer: what the h*** does that mean sir? Mandalorian: it means the law has fallen. Triple security at all sites, prepare to institute martial law. Security officer: yes sir. *the security officer walks off.* Mandalorian: send our friend Vrenn a message, tell him I want a fleet in orbit with a Q.R.F. on deck, and that I want him to lock down city airspace. A.I.: will that be all sir? Mandalorian: go fully operational on contingencies, and secure the facility. That will be all, for now. A.I.: understood.
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What an interesting development
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Cronos tugs at his tie as he watches from outside the building. "Well, that is an... Unfavorable turn of business..."
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Edited by HiddenAlignment: 9/2/2019 12:09:38 AMRobby Rotten seems to have taught too many people how to be villain... [spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]
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Oh no. “But that’s treason!” “We might have to do just that to save The Republic from itself”
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It’s really hard to fight evil when everyone is becoming your enemy left and right. [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw [/spoiler]
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Interesting. Welcome friend. [spoiler]The Seven Have Begun to Appear I See[/spoiler]
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Love this!!!!
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The beginnings of Offtopic Creepypasta is here
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See! Told you you’d become evil, or at least an evil version of yourself would appear! But now this isn’t very good.
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Oh shit. Lee, no...
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oh....uhmmm............looks like its time I make my return to doing "business" around here.....
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Oh god oh -blam!-
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Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA... [b][i][u]HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/u][/i][/b]
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Edited by Saber-2: 9/1/2019 6:32:23 PMComing for the bounty on your head mate.