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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]: 9/10/2019 12:39:22 AM
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Sheriffs Department: New Recruits! (Also sign ups to become apart of the department!)

[quote][b]Lee the Sheriff walks into the sheriff's department with a megaphone in hand. He raises it up and yells into the mic. He was right next to beep when he did so[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]Attention! The Sheriff's department has opened it's door to some new recruits![/u][/i][/b] [b]Beep[/b]: [i]OH MY GOD DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO THAT IN MY -blam!-ING EAR??[/i] [i]*Lee raises the megaphone again*[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]Sorry! So president Ring has allowed us more funds, and I thinks its a good idea to expand further! With the four horsemen... Gone..? For now at least, it gives us time to clutch our balls and stand up. So, we have one new recruit right now! Everyone gather round and give em a warm welcome![/u][/i][/b] [quote][b]Beep, Pencil Snake, Cobalt, Raptor, and Acro get close to the door[/b][/quote] [b]Lee:[/b] Alright, here he is! [quote][b]A figure in knight armor walks in[/b][/quote] [b]John Watson[/b]: Uh... Hello! [b]Cobalt[/b]: A knight, eh? That's a little weird for deputies don't cha think Lee? Well I mean we got a big butt raptor so I guess it's not that ba- [b]Raptor[/b]: [i]<inaudible angry raptor screech>[/i] [b]Cobalt[/b]: Okay, okay, I'm sorry! [b]Raptor[/b]: <inaudible angry face expression: >:( > [b]Acro[/b]: Ah, this one's a mighty warrior, I've seen him on the front lines [b]John[/b]: Yup, and now it's totally legal! [b]Pencil Snake[/b]: ... [spoiler][quote][quote][quote][b][i][u]GIVE ME A HUG BUDDY[/u][/i][/b][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler] [b]John[/b]: W-what? [quote][b]Pencilsnake hugs John so hard his armor begins to crack[/b][/quote] [b]John[/b]: S-s-top it you -blam!-! [b]Pencil Snake[/b]: :( [b]John[/b]: Sorry, I didn't mean it like that... It just slipped out [i]*Pencilsnake goes back to his desk with a dad facial expression*[/i] [b]Beep[/b]: Way to go, dip shit. [b]John[/b]: Oh man... [b]Acro[/b]: Might be mighty, but he's kind of a douche. I'm going back to my lab to sciency astral shit. [quote][b]Everyone returns to their post and John & Lee are left at the front door[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Hey don't worry bout it. They're just not very accepting usually. Except pencil snake. That was kinda rude man [b]John[/b]: Sorry, he started to damage my armor and it felt like my lungs were about to bust [b]Lee[/b]: We must endure pain with a smile! [b]John[/b]: Ok then... So what ever happened to the Outlaw [b]Lee[/b]: We're just gonna act like that Never happened. It was a terrible arc anyways. Here's to new beginnings, John. I look forward to working with you [b]John[/b]: As do I, Sheriff ------------------------------------------------------------ Wanna become apart of the department? Leave a resume! [spoiler]I think I spelt that right[/spoiler] [b][u]I.T Department[/u][/b] Beep Pencilsnake GiantSlayer Tippy Ult Loot Crate (a vending machine that's busted) Disciple4Christ4 Ra-ra-rasputin Iron Ninja Good noodle [b][u]Lab Department[/u][/b] Acro Hammer GameSlayer50 Sylver Rose Jäger [b][u]Deputies[/u][/b] John Watson Raptor Cowboy Cobalt Saber-2 Gragnirik Veggie One Eye Bucky [b][u]have-to-kill-you-if-I-tell-you[/u][/b] Psyperactive [b][u]Personal Assassin[/u][/b] Supreme butthurt

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    Sign me up

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  • Put me on operator, I'll answer and give calls.

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    • Just put me wherever my guy

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      • Sign me up for lab department

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        • So what do these jobs do. Do they just get you put in stories and stuff

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          • I'd like to be in the lab department. I was in a weapons building group. I was a test subject in an experiment that went wrong. If that doesn't work, I can be a deputy as I have Marksman talents and can use most weapons you give me.

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            • I would join but I think you wouldn't approve of my experiments.

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            • Great to have you on the team Watson!

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            • Cobalt, I thought we were good? *sharpens claws*

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              • I’m just a simple mercenary trying to make my way in the ‘verse.... [spoiler]... with an extensive skill set.[/spoiler] How would I be of service, should I join your band, er.... department?

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              • Edited by H1vac: 9/9/2019 7:55:58 PM
                As a hvac unit, I do believe I may be of service in your IT department. I may need to be taught a few things, nothing to serious, but I’m a pretty quick learner, my fellow hvac units can attest to that. If you need any help in your IT department I’ll be around. Also, how does one go about making this here resumé. I have to wait a few days for printer access too.

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              • I thought Raptor was part of Liam's Empire?

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                • I'll join the I.T. and the lab

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                • I'd do whatever

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                • I’m pretty sure you want to keep me out of the department

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                • oh hey!! [spoiler]*Drops Smoke Bomb*[/spoiler]

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                  • Edited by o r c a: 9/9/2019 3:00:52 PM
                    Hmmm.... [spoiler]the lab department could be cool[/spoiler] [spoiler]past employment: Premier of US of A CEO of an ambiguous vodka distillery A cave tour guide Spider dude Head of bioengineering and research in REDACTED [/spoiler] [spoiler]I got locked in a supply cupboard once[/spoiler] [spoiler]some of the employment attractions could be valued more than others[/spoiler] My name Chef [spoiler]also the supply cupboard had a ton of weird buttons which looked kind of like a nuclear launch facility[/spoiler] [spoiler]then everything started flashing red and I started pressing a ton of buttons meaning to press this big red one. I instead pressed some button which said: [quote]highly experimental "anti ballistics EM"[/quote][/spoiler] [spoiler]anyway I managed to get out and the next day there was some talk of an international hero who'd fiddled with some of the settings on a highly experimental government technology and had stopped an otherwise inevitable nuclear winter... All he left behind was a mix tape... What a guy[/spoiler] Wait where's my mixtape [quote]tldr-Skills/one off miraculous occurence: Inadvertently saved the population of Antarctica[/quote]

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                  • I can reach the truth [spoiler] My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.[/spoiler] [spoiler][b]YOU WILL NEVER REACH TRUTH [/b][/spoiler]

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                    • I'll join ye as a deputy. Past occupations : Arizona ranger Dovahkiin of Skyrim Imperial war hero BoS member Traits/skills 20 dexterity (+5) Proficiency in history and animal handling Advocate for catgirl rights

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                    • Your entire IT department is trash, they can’t stop me

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                      • inb4 an army of whos mercilessly beat your notifications to death. [spoiler]Anyways, I’ll do labs, IT, or both. Whichever you need/prefer.[/spoiler]

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                      • Edited by Soupreem: 9/9/2019 1:28:58 AM
                        [spoiler]You take furries?[/spoiler] [spoiler] Fugit, Skills; - Pushing peoples' buttons - Being an insult to the term "-blam!-ing idiot" - Passable with a gun, prefer double barrels, explosives, and flamethrowers - Marginally above average at drawing Previous offenses; Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't think I have any, unless being gay and/or a furry is illegal Other shit you should know; Notorious in the Salt Mines, not sure if that affects anything. That's probably good enough...[/spoiler] [spoiler]You need assassins? I'll be an assassin.[/spoiler]

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                        • why.

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                          • Edited by Insane: 9/9/2019 12:10:55 AM
                            I would like to be a deputy. Hmmm resume...idk what to put but here goes. Previous jobs: Monster slayer, mercenary, and grocery store cashier. Education: I went to school. Previous offenses: I once accidentally stole a carrot. Hopes and dreams: To bring justice to the world, to become the strongest fighter in Off-topic (like I’ll ever achieve that🙄😂) and to get the guts to ask out [REDACTED]. I hope this is enough...but if there’s anything else you want to know just ask. [spoiler]@-@[/spoiler]

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                          • I’ll be in the IT department. Resume? Classified.

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                            • ... Résume... [spoiler]can I be the vending machine that doesn't work right[/spoiler] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]

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