[quote][b]Lee the Sheriff walks into the sheriff's department with a megaphone in hand. He raises it up and yells into the mic. He was right next to beep when he did so[/b][/quote]
[b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]Attention! The Sheriff's department has opened it's door to some new recruits![/u][/i][/b]
[b]Beep[/b]: [i]OH MY GOD DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO THAT IN MY -blam!-ING EAR??[/i]
[i]*Lee raises the megaphone again*[/i]
[b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]Sorry! So president Ring has allowed us more funds, and I thinks its a good idea to expand further! With the four horsemen... Gone..? For now at least, it gives us time to clutch our balls and stand up. So, we have one new recruit right now! Everyone gather round and give em a warm welcome![/u][/i][/b]
[quote][b]Beep, Pencil Snake, Cobalt, Raptor, and Acro get close to the door[/b][/quote]
[b]Lee:[/b] Alright, here he is!
[quote][b]A figure in knight armor walks in[/b][/quote]
[b]John Watson[/b]: Uh... Hello!
[b]Cobalt[/b]: A knight, eh? That's a little weird for deputies don't cha think Lee? Well I mean we got a big butt raptor so I guess it's not that ba-
[b]Raptor[/b]: [i]<inaudible angry raptor screech>[/i]
[b]Cobalt[/b]: Okay, okay, I'm sorry!
[b]Raptor[/b]: <inaudible angry face expression: >:( >
[b]Acro[/b]: Ah, this one's a mighty warrior, I've seen him on the front lines
[b]John[/b]: Yup, and now it's totally legal!
[b]Pencil Snake[/b]: ...
[spoiler][quote][quote][quote][b][i][u]GIVE ME A HUG BUDDY[/u][/i][/b][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler]
[b]John[/b]: W-what?
[quote][b]Pencilsnake hugs John so hard his armor begins to crack[/b][/quote]
[b]John[/b]: S-s-top it you -blam!-!
[b]Pencil Snake[/b]: :(
[b]John[/b]: Sorry, I didn't mean it like that... It just slipped out
[i]*Pencilsnake goes back to his desk with a dad facial expression*[/i]
[b]Beep[/b]: Way to go, dip shit.
[b]John[/b]: Oh man...
[b]Acro[/b]: Might be mighty, but he's kind of a douche. I'm going back to my lab to sciency astral shit.
[quote][b]Everyone returns to their post and John & Lee are left at the front door[/b][/quote]
[b]Lee[/b]: Hey don't worry bout it. They're just not very accepting usually. Except pencil snake. That was kinda rude man
[b]John[/b]: Sorry, he started to damage my armor and it felt like my lungs were about to bust
[b]Lee[/b]: We must endure pain with a smile!
[b]John[/b]: Ok then... So what ever happened to the Outlaw
[b]Lee[/b]: We're just gonna act like that Never happened. It was a terrible arc anyways. Here's to new beginnings, John. I look forward to working with you
[b]John[/b]: As do I, Sheriff
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[b][u]I.T Department[/u][/b]
Beep
Pencilsnake
GiantSlayer
Tippy
Ult Loot Crate (a vending machine that's busted)
Disciple4Christ4
Ra-ra-rasputin
Iron Ninja
Good noodle
[b][u]Lab Department[/u][/b]
Acro
Hammer
GameSlayer50
Sylver
Rose
Jäger
[b][u]Deputies[/u][/b]
John Watson
Raptor
Cowboy Cobalt
Saber-2
Gragnirik
Veggie
One Eye Bucky
[b][u]have-to-kill-you-if-I-tell-you[/u][/b]
Psyperactive
[b][u]Personal Assassin[/u][/b]
Supreme butthurt
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Edited by o r c a: 9/9/2019 3:00:52 PMHmmm.... [spoiler]the lab department could be cool[/spoiler] [spoiler]past employment: Premier of US of A CEO of an ambiguous vodka distillery A cave tour guide Spider dude Head of bioengineering and research in REDACTED [/spoiler] [spoiler]I got locked in a supply cupboard once[/spoiler] [spoiler]some of the employment attractions could be valued more than others[/spoiler] My name Chef [spoiler]also the supply cupboard had a ton of weird buttons which looked kind of like a nuclear launch facility[/spoiler] [spoiler]then everything started flashing red and I started pressing a ton of buttons meaning to press this big red one. I instead pressed some button which said: [quote]highly experimental "anti ballistics EM"[/quote][/spoiler] [spoiler]anyway I managed to get out and the next day there was some talk of an international hero who'd fiddled with some of the settings on a highly experimental government technology and had stopped an otherwise inevitable nuclear winter... All he left behind was a mix tape... What a guy[/spoiler] Wait where's my mixtape [quote]tldr-Skills/one off miraculous occurence: Inadvertently saved the population of Antarctica[/quote]