[i]Heh, first time story posting. Okay, here we go:[/i] — *There is a flash and a bang and suddenly a mysterious box and VHS recorder appears in front of you marked: “[b]Test Logs 1-331.5[/b]”. You open the box and find a heck load of VHS tapes, some marked with red stickers, some blue. You take the first one out. There is something written on it: [b]PRoLuOg ProGlue [PrOLoGue ][/b]<— You (somehow) plug in the VHS to your TV (or whatever the heck you have), then insert the tape and push play. The screen goes static then the video starts. The first thing you see is an up-close of a WWI gas mask. You are confused. Perhaps startled. You can’t see the eyes behind them because of the glare on the lenses and the light scratches. A light breathing emits from said mask. The voice is a bit muffled from the mask, but still understandable even for one of bad hearing.* -ello? hello? This thing on? Darn camer- oh blinking light okay. *The person in the mask backs up to reveal a figure wearing said mask along with a yellow safety helmet, yellow gloves, and a white lab coat with a name tag saying: [b]Hello There! [scratched out words]:[/b] [i]sUMpiG_2! U R a [/i]“[b]1[/b]”. It may take you a while before you realize the “1” is [b]bolded[/b], meaning he is a “[b]bold[/b] one”. You laugh at such a cleverly thought out prequel joke. Sumpig is in what looks to be a lab with white walls and shiny floors. On the back is a long table. On it you can see a few things, like a grey trench coat being stabbed and burned, a gleaming longsword on display, and potions being brewed, among other things. Sumpig-2 clears their throat* Okay, guess I’ll start! Hiya! My name is Sumathian Piggleton the Second. Nice I know. Don't mind the mess behind me. Anyways, The reason I'm videotaping this is because I'll be doing some experiments. So my achievements will be recorded, or my death explained! To be honest, I am nothing close to a certified scientist, physicist, or astrophysicist, but I know how to read and write and I can do simple math. So! I will be recording a few logs on this here camera… *he gestures towards the screen, most likely the camera.* Now, I’ll explain why I’m doing this! *He starts pacing back and forth* It's quite simple! After a short chat with Shiv *cough* [i]Scholar Mind[/i] *cough* earlier today, I got the brilliantly [i]stupid[/i] idea of using anti-matter energy to create a portable teleportation device! Now, I’m sure there are Off-Topicans that can naturally teleport or have such devices or whatever, but I wanna try this myself. Now I don't mean portals, I mean instant teleporting! *He stops in front of the camera* So! I will be experimenting with super deadly and completely dangerous anti-matter energy. Will this kill me in the process? Potentially... *Sumpig-2 thinks a bit. Then shrugs* But! That's okay, I'm tough-ish. Ya ever tried prod jerky? That stuff is tough. ...wait Anyways, the next few recordings will be of me preforming my tests, and failing. I’ll mark the important ones red and the non-important ones blue. I doubt you’d want to watch all of these tapes. You're welcome. *He walks towards the camera* So, [i]that’s all folks[/I] for now. See you next tape. *The screen goes black.* — [spoiler] Hope y'all enjoy. (Yes I said "y'all". I'm lazy.) This explains that remote I have with me. Small detail in RP posts I partake in but meh. This is all recorded like a month ago... Thanks to the peeps that said I should do this. You know who you are. I might make this an every other day thing. I had already written them all down but I might alter/add more.[/spoiler]