The screen flickers on, but instead of Chronos you see a figure covered in shadows, with glowing silver eyes.
"Hello." The figure had a deep, ancient voice. "I believe we haven't met yet. Call me 'Creator'. That will be enough for our... [i]partnership.[/i]
I am here to warn you. The Thirteen sit doing nothing but endless calculations, with no fruit to show for their labor.
Your heroes are distracted, oblivious of the real threat, fighting meaningless skirmishes. Laughable.
All the while, The Garden weakens, its prisoners breaking free.
Well, let me tell you this;
[i]I am not your friend.[/i]
[i]I am not your foe.[/i]
[i]I am... your salvation.[/i]"
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[quote]The screen flickers on, but instead of Chronos you see a figure covered in shadows, with glowing silver eyes. [/quote] Hold on. None of this is reasonable. I’m already watching television, so why and how would my screen turn on again while it’s already on? What idiot would video record themselves while hiding their form in shadows from the camera? Wouldn’t it be more efficient to simply audio record their message? [quote]"Hello." The figure had a deep, ancient voice. "I believe we haven't met yet. Call me 'Creator'. That will be enough for our... [i]partnership.[/i] [/quote] How in the hell cam you determine if a voice sounds ancient? Are you implying your voice is raspy and strained like an old man who has smoked too many cigars over the course of his life? How presumptuous are you to assume that I’d partner with you in the first place? You don’t seem so competent to me... [quote]I am here to warn you. The Thirteen sit doing nothing but endless calculations, with no fruit to show for their labor. [/quote] Gee, thanks for updating me on petty uneventful shit. Perhaps you should use Twitter or something for these useless updates instead... [quote]Your heroes are distracted, oblivious of the real threat, fighting meaningless skirmishes. Laughable.[/quote] Destiny in a nutshell lol [quote]All the while, The Garden weakens, its prisoners breaking free.[/quote] Farmer Maggot is gonna be pissed... [quote]Well, let me tell you this; [i]I am not your friend.[/i] [i]I am not your foe.[/i] [i]I am... your salvation.[/i]"[/quote] Lol okay Mr. Shadow keep rip-off. I’ll play along. I am not your friend, nor your foe, nor your salvation... [spoiler]I am a pain in your ass.[/spoiler]
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What for prisoners are in a garden? Are vegetables now sentient? [quote][i]I am... your salvation.[/i][/quote] The Gravemind got loose again I see...
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Wait a second, I’m a shadow boi with white eyes, are you my long lost brother? [spoiler][b][i]NANI!!![/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Offtopic: Memekeep Garden of Creation raid
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A DEBSITY REFERENCE? Thats it! I’m getting me mallet!
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[b]BEGONE INFIDEL HERE THERE BE MONSTERS [/b]
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Edited by Notorious Zbruh: 10/9/2019 4:09:49 AMHm. I smell... [spoiler][i][u][b]DENSITY[/b][/u][/i][/spoiler]
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That moment that the good, the bed, and the ugly all commented.
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[spoiler]Ooh. A garden? Hehehe. Polycephalon would take an interest in this if they existed.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler](Does it purposely cut off?)[/spoiler]