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Edited by Fred-8: 10/29/2019 11:29:40 PM
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Raptor- the wholesome choice for president

When it comes down to it. Vote Raptor, He is a 15 kg lightning fast killing machine from the late cretaceous period. And he's one wholesome dude. Peaches is great, Warlock is great, Virus is a bro... but Raptor- Raptor would buy you dinner and offer dessert. He'd take you on date, and pay for the whole shebang and be a gentleman the whole time, making sure you got home safely. If he could cure cancer, he totes would. Raptor has over 200 marketable skills waiting to be unearthed. He is a diplomat, a mediator and a cool head. Raptor goes to the movie theater, and immediately shuts off his phone; he doesn't need some commercial to remind him. Raptor will govern with honor, fairness and strength that can only be carried out by an intelligent predator from the late cretaceous period. Raptor wants nothing more than for you to be happy Raptor gets his charisma and fresh style from his good breeding and upbringing. Raptor makes other Dinosaurs look like Whine-osaurs. The Raptor gives you more than his time of day, he gives you the time of your life. The Raptor recognizes that some people don't like RP, but he respects them like they do. He made a mural of Leonard Bernstein from seashells gathered from international Beaches, to promote peace and prosperity. Most of this is exaggerated or patently untrue, but that doesn't matter. Raptor is the wholesome and noice, Raptor is the peoples voice, Raptor for President the Right Choice

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