Good morning, people of Off-topic. For the last time I address you as the "President"of this forum. Thank you for having elected me and for the support during my tenure.
Now today we celebrate and officiate the passing on of this title to another, my good friend Warlock Holmes. Today, my friend, you become the fifth in a line of leaders beginning with Doob years ago. It is a noble lineage and one which I have no doubt you'll continue honorably!
May the sun shine warmly on your time as our leader, and may the wind take us all to greater hights than we have ever been before.
Welcome to your office, Mr President.
*Salutes*
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*Yawn boring! I want my 10 seconds of my life back!