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I offer you the middle ground rooted in Bungie's past that so many of you are so inclined to forget about, presented by one of those guys you love soooooo much. ([i]actually watch it[/i])
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Y'know, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, TJM99. You know what I am? I'm a toxic player chasing toxic people. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! I just do things. The players has plans. Bungie's got plans. Y'know they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that you and this game was nothing personal, you know I'm telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and, uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan, and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of nerfs and a couple of buffs, hmm? You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even when the plan is horrifying. If before I told the press that, like, OEM grants overshield, or the Recluse is the best SMG, nobody panics. Because it's all part of the plan. But when I say that one little nerf will come to one of them, well then everybody loses their minds! Introduce a little complaint. Upset the established sandbox and everything becomes meta. I'm an agent of meta. Oh, and you know the thing about meta? It’s fair.