[quote][b]Lee sat in his office with his face resting on the cold hard desk[/b][/quote]
[b]Lee[/b]: ugggggghhhhhhhhhh
[i]*door opens*[/i]
[b]Bucky[/b]: Hey Sheriff...
[b]Lee[/b]: Howdy...
[b]Bucky[/b]: Everyone gone, eh?
[b]Lee[/b]: Yep. Everyone's sick and tired of fighting. Finally...
[b]Bucky[/b]: Even those in the department?
[b]Lee[/b]: Yeah. We've had several resignations. Feels like I'm loosing friends left and right
[b]Bucky[/b]: Aye... I feel the same. You're not thinking of leaving, are you?
[b]Lee[/b]: If I wanted to, I'm bound anyways.
[i]*Lee's eyes start to tear up*[/i]
[b]Lee[/b]: I'm tired of everything... I want to be useful to someone... Anyone
[b]Bucky[/b]: Lee...
[i]*Lee puts his gun in his mouth*[/i]
[b]Bucky[/b]: LEE!
[b]Lee[/b]: I'm sorry.
[quote][b]Bucky dives for Lee's gun. He doesn't make it in time.[/b][/quote]
[i]*BANG*[/i]
[b]Bucky[/b]: [b][i][u]OH MY GOD[/u][/i][/b]
[quote][b]Lee's blood poured from his skull. Bucky watched in terror. A figure walks in through door laughing. It's Lee, that -blam!-![/b][/quote]
[b]Lee[/b]: [b][i][u]BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA[/u][/i][/b]
[b]Bucky[/b]: You -blam!-!
[b]Lee[/b]: I dunno I thought it'd be funny if I faked suicide using clones lol. Now I gotta post this on r/teenagers and get free gold!!!
[b]Bucky[/b]: God damnit.
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Inb4 Offtopics Karen comes in here to scold you for making inappropriate jokes.
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*sigh*
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Actually, I do want to do something with clones of you. I'm going to secretly create some clones now.
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Hey I didn’t resign! I need the money to pay for my electricity bills.
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Well damn he won that race a lot quicker than I expected
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A transmission from Crowley appears on every single screen in the Department* [b][i][u]AND WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE PRISON 9 HOURS AGO!!![/u][/i][/b]
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NANI?!?!?!?!?
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S-Word just went from 0 to 100 real f-wording quick! [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw [/spoiler]
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I could make some... interesting... clones for you if you want.
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About to start cheating death using clones.
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Life is funny, so since death is a normal part of life, death is funny too.
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I love the r/teenagers reference. Fricking hilarious
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Edited by Speaker: 1/4/2020 10:26:31 PMwhat a dick lol