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1/21/2020 5:55:30 PM
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Trump
Alright, now that I have your attention. In the years of World War 2, Germany attempted to invade Russia. They didn't realize that Russia had the secret weapon of ice cream. This ice cream was transferred over to the US during the Cold War by Russian deserters. Trump ate this entire childhood, which means he has the powers to end Communism for Murica! Of course, he will also destroy America. During World War 2, the Germans feasted on chocolate. You know who else likes chocolate? Wisconsin. Wisconsin's famous export is cheese, which is what Trump is made of as he is a Cheeto. Therefore, Trump will destroy himself. End of story
[spoiler]This message is brought to you by complete satire. Thank you, and good night[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote]Of course, he will also destroy America.[/quote] [b][i][u]DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM.[/u][/i][/b]
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[b]TRUMP BAD REEEEEEEEEEEE[/b]
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1 ReplyTheir secret weapon was a Russian winter. It also defeated Napoleon. Js.
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Oh man, mfw the obvious pun of "Desserters" was missed... 😩
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5 RepliesCheeto flavored ice cream. #patentpendingdonotstealthisideawearelawyerswelikemoneyduh
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1 ReplySJW/NPC: orange man BAD!![spoiler]🤣🤣🤣[/spoiler]
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Thanks, Oba.... ... I mean Trump.
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Hopefully.
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I am now hungry, and it is all Trumps fault.
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Reminds me of a Russell Edson poem. Sautéing is such a lonely thing...
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4 RepliesWtf did I just read?!
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2 RepliesEdited by Derpy Taco11: 1/21/2020 7:14:27 PM[spoiler]Inb4 OffTopic’s Democrats and Republicans fight over satire.[/spoiler]
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I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message.
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4 RepliesI have failed to draw out the political fanatics. I am truly sorry, I have failed my country. It was an honor serving O7
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Trump is also an alien. Just reminding everyone.
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Should I get an Adidas track jacket? The sleeves are a bit too long and I was afraid that it'll look bad...
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Wish this was true. :(
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1 ReplyI cannot articulate the amount of disappointment I have in you for not typing Russian desserters instead of deserters.
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1 ReplyWoah [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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Clearly not satire bump
