[quote][b]Charles walks into the homeless shelter and sits on his bed and turns on the Offtopic News on the radio[/b][/quote] John Watson: I shall make a sword brute with might! Charles: :O what's this? A swordsmith challenge? That sounds fun!!! [quote][b]Charles runs to the public bathroom and pulls some items out of his bag. His slightly nodded need gun, deputy badge, and a signed picture of Lee[/b][/quote] Charles: Hmm... What can I make with this? Gah! I don't have what's need! I need to look around for stuff! [quote][b]Charles heads outside, and behold there it was. A stick of mighty stature. But alas! There was a bear guarding it![/b][/quote] Burly: [b][i][u]ROOOOOOAAAAAAAR[/u][/i][/b] Charles: Ahhh!!! What do I do?? I left my gun in the bathroom... I'll fight it with my fists...! [quote][b]Charles dove at the bear and attempted to tear it's throat out but... Charles began to be eaten alive. Meanwhile the bear was ripping out Charles' flesh and intense dark aura radiated. The bear collapsed, and Charles body was surrounded by deep goop. He grabbed the stick and deep surrounded it into a huge Lance with a terrifying aura. Charles remained silent as he looked at what he was. He said nothing and returned home, with the deep retracting into his pores. When he later on his bed he talked to himself[/b][/quote] Charles: Maybe speaker can help me? I hate feeling the way I do... But without it, I wouldn't have this epic sword! [quote][b] Charles lifted up the stick and smiled[/b][/quote] This shall be called the Saber of Epicness![spoiler][/spoiler]