[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1InGCesG_8]THE OPENING BELL RINGS[/url]
At an opening price 29,000 RP dominates he market
its close competitor SHITPOST is poised to fall further from 21,000
GAMING (12k) maintains a strong growth position
STORIES (9k) WEEBS (8k) and WHOLESOME &k) duke it out for speculative growth
and the TROLL Market remains in the realm of penny stonks
[quote]Market Data will be passed on to the investor at request.
showing interest in a Stonk will cause it's value to rise.
You can choose to buy a call on or Short a Stonk if you think the value will go up or down depending on market conditions.
Buying a Call means you expect the Stonk to go up
Shorting means you expect the Stonk to go down.
WARNING: THIS IS NOT HOW THE ACTUAL STOCK MARKET WORKS IRL.
If you make a correct Call, or Short, you must contact the Bank for your reward
The Reward for making a correct Call or Short, is an honorable mention in the Market news
Any claims of correct CALLS or SHORTS will be verified by the Bank
THE STONK EXCHANGE WILL CLOSE AT 4 PM
Stocks are a good method of gauging public investor opinion of a company, so here is a public STONK market to show all users where the "money" in Offtopic lies
EDIT: CLARIFICATION ON CALLS AND SHORTS- CALLS and SHORTS can only be made based on the previous days Stonk performance. because there is no previous data to go on CALLS and SHORTS are not being sold today.
EDIT 2: Voting for a Stonk(buy), causes the value of the Stonk to rise, change your vote(sell) is akin to selling Stonk, and will cause the value to fall.
EDIT 3: a correct call or short will be tallied after 3 trading days.
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NEWSFLASH: RP CRASH! RP STOCKS FALL100% in first hour
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I call a rose in sh!tpost.
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I have inside knowledge from an anonymous source that says shitpost is expected to have exponential growth
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Stonks rise. Soldiers begin to sweat.
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I’m going to short Shitposting
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I’m calling a rise in RP. [spoiler]@-@[/spoiler]
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I call a rise in troll
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I will post whatever I wanna post! YOU CANT STOP ME!!
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Edited by Soul :): 3/24/2020 7:16:11 PMIm going to do it I will Dont make me [spoiler]ITS TOO LATE “Pepe”[/spoiler]
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Politics crashed so hard it's not even on the board.
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The Spoken
😴 - 2/5/2025 12:59:02 PM
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Calling a rise in gaming
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I call an increase in stories. Seems more of them have been popping up.
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I call a rise in stories.
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No PPP
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Stories. Newest episode is almost here.
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Kinda disappointed there’s not a Music/Poetry Stonk, but I’ll put a rise in Story.
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I will also call a rise in stories. Lots of poetry and stories around lately, which is really cool.
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LIKE HELL I'M GONNA LET SHITPOSTING FALL
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How many stinks can I call or short in a single go?
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Up on stories. I plan on starting a new series soon. If I get on it I can get one out by the end of the day.
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Rise in gaming
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price bump
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I am calling a rise in stories. [spoiler]thats how it be done, right?[/spoiler]