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Quest For Garlic Bread: Derpy Taco's Tacoria Tavern (Episode 2)

[quote][b]It had been over a month since we last checked in our adventurers. Crate had been leading Lee to a place where Lee had not been to, and Lee was getting stressed out by how long it was taking[/b][/quote] [b]Crate[/b]: ... we're almost there, chill out... [b]Lee[/b]: Chill??? Haha, I'm chill! I'm as cool as a dead baby dude! [b]Crate[/b]: ...dude wtf- [i]*Lee had been itching his arm so much he started to bleed light*[/i] [b]Crate[/b]: ...look I wanted it to be a surprise, but we're going a Tacoria Tavern owned by taco entertainment. It's at the edge of offtopic and it's where you go if you need an elite team... [b]Lee[/b]: D-d-did you say T-t-tacoria t-tavern??? [quote][b]Lee begins to have PTSD. It was Lee's (Charles) 7th birthday party and he and his little sister loved playing with the animatronic tacos. But the mood changed when the incident happened... Charles: Hey lilee! Look at this ones face! It's silly!! Hehe! Lilee: Hehe! It is!!! Imma hop in it's mouth, it'll look like it's eating me!! Charles: hehe, that'd be funny!! [u]*CHOMP*[/u] Lilees head has been crushed by animatronic. Markiplier runs in Markiplier: WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?? Charles: LILEE!!![/b][/quote] [b]Crate[/b]: ...she shouldn't have stuck her head in there... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b]Lee[/b]: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [b]Crate[/b]: ...there it is!... [quote][b]They finally arrived after a month. Totally intended for the plot and not because the writer is lazy.[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: At long last! We're here! Not gonna lie, I still don't like this place, but I'll tough it out if it's for garlic bread. My love for garlic bread has always outweighed my love for my sister [b]Crate[/b]: ...you need some professional help. but honestly I don't care that much... :) [b]Lee[/b]: :) [quote][b]They walk in and are greeted by Common blueberry at the front desk[/b][/quote] [b]Blueberry[/b]: Hello adventurers! Your table number is 242! [b]Crate[/b]: ...we're not here for a party, we wanna meet people for a quest... [b]Blueberry[/b]: Hello adventurers! Your table number is 242! [b]Crate[/b]: ...yes, you said that... [b]Blueberry[/b]: Hello adventurers! Your table number is 242! [b]Lee[/b]: This dude a vegetable? [b]Crate[/b]: ...No he's a blueberry... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [quote][b]The audience laughs and cheers. The Seinfeld theme plays[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: That indeed was a good one my friend! Quite the knee slapper! I propose we go to the table, maybe that's where we're meant to go [b]Crate[/b]: ...yeah I guess you're right. I haven't done this in a while... [quote][b]They enter the party room, and Lee locks eye with the taco-matronic. He glares. They head to table 242 and there are two people sitting there[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Ring and Sumpig?? [b]Sumpig[/b]: Well, well, well... Look who we have here... The lousy sheriff and the crate who wants nothing but to see a woman wrapped in tentacles! What brings you around here? [b]Crate[/b]: ...I mean he's not wrong... [b]Lee[/b]: We're looking for adventurers to accompany us on our quest to get back bread for offtopic! [b]Ring Leader[/b]: [b][i][u]DID YOU SAY BREAD???[/u][/i][/b] [i]*ahem*[/i] Excuse me. Say no more, I will join thee on ye quest, for the glory of the bread! Haha! [b]Lee[/b]: uhhhh... Coooool... What about you Sumpig? [b]Sumpig[/b]: It's gonna take a lot more than some bread to get me to join your stupid quest! [b]Lee[/b]: No more lettuce wraps [b]Sumpig[/b]: You son of a -blam!-, I'm in [quote][b]And that's all for episode 2. Definitely not because Lee has had a long day and wants to cry in his pillow, no, simply because that was definitely a good place to end it. What things are in store for our adventurers? Find out next time on dragon bal- I mean...! Screw It don't have the energy[/b][/quote]

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  • [quote]Say no more, I will join thee on ye quest, for the glory of the bread! Haha![/quote] [spoiler]How did you get actual dialogue of my real life, how did you know I talk like that?[/spoiler]

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