I really want a nice car to park like an asshole next to me, so I can whip open my door a little too fast when leaving the supermarket.
Because I'm a d[i]i[/i]ck.
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How tall are you?
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You ever have one of those days, where you wake up as part of an undead lich’s army, but managed to retain control of yourself thanks to the dragon lodged into your head, and then as you’re coming to grips with the situation you get attacked by some trigger-happy princess, and are forced to flee?
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Did my good flibbert ever hear the tragedy of My Good Flibbert? [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!![/spoiler]
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What is your ideal picture of your “significant other”?
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What is your opinion on onions?
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Speaker, are you in a bad mood?
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Where have you been?