I really want a nice car to park like an asshole next to me, so I can whip open my door a little too fast when leaving the supermarket.
Because I'm a d[i]i[/i]ck.
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You ever have one of those days, where you wake up as part of an undead lich’s army, but managed to retain control of yourself thanks to the dragon lodged into your head, and then as you’re coming to grips with the situation you get attacked by some trigger-happy princess, and are forced to flee?