The size of the turd I released was at least a foot and a half.
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The real question is why do you weigh 350lbs?
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I didn't need THAT picture in my head...
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I'm trying to eat, thanks for that
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Those are rookie numbers man, you need to pump those up.
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[i]Plop![/i]
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As I've been having a piece of my birthday cake for the past week, with that dark blue frosting, my poop has never been this pretty of a green. Even the water of the toilet has a greenish tint to it.
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When I was in high school I pushed out a massive turd that was a foot long and two inches thick. I was so impressed that I even took a photo of it on my primitive 2007 Verizon RAZR flip phone. It was incredible. I told my good flibbert about it and my good flibbert didn't believe me, so I showed my good flibbert the photo on my phone. It was lost when I had it stolen by a hotel my good flibbert when I was on vacation with my good flibberts in Italy. [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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[u][i][b]Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing...[/b][/i][/u]
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Edited by LahDsai: 5/22/2020 7:14:34 AMShould have done it vertically. Then it'd be a literal shitpost.
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Do I need to call the plumber again?