The size of the turd I released was at least a foot and a half.
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When I was in high school I pushed out a massive turd that was a foot long and two inches thick. I was so impressed that I even took a photo of it on my primitive 2007 Verizon RAZR flip phone. It was incredible. I told my good flibbert about it and my good flibbert didn't believe me, so I showed my good flibbert the photo on my phone. It was lost when I had it stolen by a hotel my good flibbert when I was on vacation with my good flibberts in Italy. [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!![/spoiler]