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Edited by IAGNRG:
7/31/2020 11:17:39 PM
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Gun Puns! It’s a Sweet Business
Alright everybody, here’s our Icebreaker for today, I want to see some puns!
I’m in the Sweet Business of making puns and I want to see yours. No holds barred and a red war waged amongst each other, walk The Forward Path blazed with your ingenuity.
Now, now, don’t be afraid to be The Chaperone to someone too proud to jump into this, because after all...
[spoiler]only one can have the Last Word[/spoiler]
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Now this post is all Lonesome...
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1 ReplyYour logic does not compute
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1 ReplyThis thread is bad juju.
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6 RepliesI hate all of you 😆
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1 ReplyEdited by Wraith: 8/2/2020 3:01:09 AMSeems like you’re thorny for the corny. 🤔😉
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2 RepliesYou're being a Thorn in my side. Your jokes are Tarrabah, and you should go back to being a Recluse. Your jokes are far from Divinity, in fact, saying these in public would make you a Riskrunner. You would need a Touch of Malice to be this bad at puns. You're 21% Delerium if you believe that your jokes aren't Skyburners Oath. Your Malfeasance will be Not Forgotten. If you don't upvote you will have Bad Juju and be visited by the Fourth Horseman.
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1 ReplyJust seeing The Number of puns here, I feel it is Imperative to be the Tone Patrol, and the Adjudicator, and I feel Duty Bound to deliver A Swift Verdict. You must think you are The Comedian of the hour, but to that I say "How Dare You". Your jokes feel as if they have a Deadpan Delivery, so I will not be playing Angel's Advocate. These puns are a Line in the Sand for me, they may set a Bad Reputation and Negative Space between people, they can create Ill Will and that is The Permenant Truth. It's best to put up a Corageous Surrender before you are Out of Options and have to pack your Bug-Out Bag and take The Long Walk back to you Beloved Older Sister (III). I really don't have the Patience and Time to keep this up, but I hope it has been some Super Good Advice. I'm just The Messenger For The People, so sorry for any Low-Grade Humility. I hate to be the Party Crasher, but I have to pass Judgment (VI), it's my Hard Luck Charm. In Times of Need we just need to see the Hard Truths before The Crash. Sorry for any Malfeasance, it may seem like I have a Coldheart, but I just want The Last Word in the Hereafter. Have to play my role as the Prosecutor hard, so sorry again for my Critical Sass, hope you aren't in A Cold Sweat after reading those Hollow Words. At least we can all have a Positive Outlook on this situation in The End
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1 ReplyI am the Jack Queen King of puns ... done.
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1 ReplyDude, this is overdone! Let Bygones be Bygones...
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1 ReplyI may not be able to give the best puns but mine will be the best because it is The Long Goodbye.
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1 ReplyEdited by Legend of Jordy: 8/1/2020 2:27:56 PMThe only good Dreg’s Promise is the one that’s never made.
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1 ReplyThats the last word on this topic
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1 Replythis post deserves a single clap
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1 ReplyTruth is Trials sucks.
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2 RepliesThe Legend Of Acrius. It Stared Back to give the Inaugural Address regarding The Sins Of The Past, a Conspirator had planned a Midnight Coup to take down the Ghost Primus to stand above the people Alone As A God. A Mob Justice, Last Of The Legion stated I Am Alive. Can’t find Zenith of your kind into here
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I never knew that Gene Shalit played Destiny until today.
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5 RepliesThe drifter had No Time to Explain his Lonesome past, full of Bygones and Dire Promise. Drifter had to Trust this Breakneck lifestyle of doing things the Old Fashioned Way. It was the Hazard of the Cast, like a Long Goodbye from a Pillager. Drifter slaps his Cards down, winning a gamble by an Ace of Spades, thus was this his Last Word, such Malfeasance.
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6 RepliesI find the entire premise of this thread Terrebah. If this kind of thread is left unchecked it'll become Anarchy and need to be removed. This forum is already full of Bad Juju from the salty players, and you might think that this thread is a Bastion of hope for humour in the infinite salt mines and the One Thousand Voices of toxicity but you're mistaken. If you think you can Outlast the hate, the then carry on but the Ninja's will Hush you. The Ninja's will likely be Merciless when removing this post and you'll likely get a Sturm warning for posting it. To tell you the Truth, I think you're Bad News and will gain a Bad Reputation for doing it. You should leave the forum at Breakneck speed before you get someone shouting 'Blasphemer' for trying to have a joke and spread some positivity. Just let Bygones be Bygones and choke this up as a Dreaded Venture before and argument starts and you won't be able to get a word in Edgwise because once that starts, everything you say will be Hollow Words. [spoiler]Ok, I'm bored now. That'll do for puns. 😂[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAs the CERN physicist said to the professional bicyclist, ”I think we’ve discovered the graviton, Lance!“
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1 ReplyAh yes, the last hope of mankind. A well delivered pun.
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2 RepliesYou all look tiny from high up on my mountaintop where I live as a Recluse. To speak with godly powers and one day obtain divinity. There's always that little Thorn in my side from when I barely dodged a falling guillotine. There's a lot of Bad Juju in the town below though. People fighting a lot. All that Anarchy to try and become the next Lord of Wolves.
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4 RepliesGive me a minute to think of one, I don’t wanna go off [i]half cocked[/i].
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3 RepliesFelwinters lie lied about the Truth regarding the darkness and its False Promises. Go Figure that this was the Last Wish of Cayde-6, to grant us an Ace of Spades from this card deck full of Bad Juju. Beware of the Mountaintop from which a Thousand Voices speak, for it is a Recluse of an ahamkara, a Komodo through and through, a Thorn in my side. Beware of the swing of Redrix's Broadsword, or the dangers of the flight of Randy's Throwing Knife, and the backstabing from Crimil's Dagger, these all stem from a Young Wolves Howl who was Alone As A God most Beloved was such a Revoker. Lunas Howl was Not Forgotten, for it was the Deathbringer in this Necrochasm full of Hard Light. Eriana's Vow and Izanagi's Burden are the Temptations Hook of a Falling Guillotine, the Temporal Clause from a Hammerhead. Leviathans Breath breathed of a coming Jotunn, a true Thunderlord, the one and only Heir Apparent in this Symmetry which is either the Wrong side of Right or the Right side of Wrong. The Lord of Wolves was Le Monarque of the Devil's Ruin. Suros Regime was some Sweet Business from the Monte Carlo, The Last Word of The Whisper of The Worm.
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1 ReplyGawn pawns? Dats som bad juju, mawn.
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1 ReplyFavorite thread ever. I cannot wait to see the One Thousand Voices of this forum making the most dad of dad puns.
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4 Repliesat least these puns are not ice-related, unlike the ones by Mr freeze. in batman and robin such cringe .
