[url=https://youtu.be/CRcZoDe4wb8]Intro segment.[/url] And with that meme out of the way, let’s get right into this weeks fights lads, ladettes, and omniscient machine gods. This first match of the week was between Giant Slayer and Pure Vessel. It was a close fight with each combatant taking the lead on several occasions but with a well placed axe strike Giant Slayer took the win. When asked about the match Vessel had this to say: [quote]”Gotta say that it was interesting, not a lot of people can put up a fight like that.[/quote] It’s a shame that for this season no losers bracket is available since a poetic rematch for the championship between these two fighters would be intense. [quote]Ad Break: You ever feel like no one listens when you post? Need an upvote or two to keep spirits high? We here at the shitposters association agree, and hope that you too may join us in our crusade to spread puns and jokes.[/quote] Coming back from that ad break we can go into the fight itself. It was interesting, Vessel took an early lead with several nice strikes right at Giant and it was looking like he was gonna take it, but a well timed block and counter by Giant caused Vessel to lose that early lead, he later regained that lead by getting a good hit while he was behind Giant, but unfortunately Giant managed to sweep Vessel and win the match through points. Hate to see a matchup like this so early, kinda spoils the fun for the later fights which have to live up to this impressive precedent set by these two titans of combat. Going over to our live correspondent it’s heard that Lego King has recovered from the nose bleed effect of Chad’s Harem, let’s see what he has to say: [quote]”Chad was just too powerful. I think I just didn’t have the crowd on my side.”[/quote] True words by he Lego King himself, we’ll be right back with the match highlights after this break. [quote]Ad Break: Seriously Guys, I need more advertisers here, just PM me with something you want plugged and you might get a spot. Oh, this is Owl, CEO of OwlTV, Owl’s Offtopic Fighting League, and EvilOwl corp. stay safe out there offtopic.[/quote] And we’re back. Chad took the sting lead and Lego just simply couldn’t make a comeback, especially after the Harem entered the field, he was just swarmed and I think there were too many boobs. I’m unsure how chad manages all those tatas but I’m sure he handles real well. Lego kept up the fight for a while but just couldn’t take that lead from Chad. Here’s hoping for the best of luck to both combatants, and I also hope Lego got a hand in at least. Well, that’s the fights lads, laddettes, and void beings. I’ll be here next week for Arwel v Axolaire, and Silly Goose v Tuskenator. Pretty promising pugilism, probably. But that’s all folks, stay safe.