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8/31/2020 11:53:20 PM
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OwlTV: OOFL fight summary: Season 1 Week 2

Welcome back Fight fans we’ve got the weekly fight summary for you right here. It’s an odd week with two interesting matches that didn’t go the way Prime anticipated at all. To start it off we had the Arwel-Axolaire matchup. It went back and forth, both using more weirdo void magic than I could keep up with. Starting off Axolaire got a huge boost to power taking an early lead by a wide margin with seven concurrent strikes, but Arwel held out just long enough to get off his first hit and from there it snowballed, with his clones as a distraction he managed to take a close lead and keep it there despite the best efforts of Axolaire and it resulted in a victory by points for Arwel. It was a close match, and unfortunately due to time shenanigans we couldn’t get a quote from Axolaire in time for this broadcast. Right after the break we’ll be discussing the second match between Silly Goose and Tuskenator. [quote]Have you ever felt the desire for more power? The ability to crush a mans skull between your thighs like a sparrows egg? We here at Evil Owl Incorporated would like to help you on that journey. For a simple fee of 40 credits and signing the contract you too can have this power.[/quote] And we’re back. The matchup between Goose and Tuskenator was a pure slaughter, Goose and Tuskenator seemed to be on similar levels with their entrance but Goose was just slaughtered with the eighty point combo Tuskenator delivered straight to his liver. Really, it was a rather disappointing showing from Goose, who didn’t seem to want to win. Well, if they show up next season maybe it’ll be a rematch for the ages. Once again we couldn’t get a quote from Goose due to aforementioned time shenanigans so instead after this break we’ll be going over the matches for this week and who we at the studio think have the best shot. [quote]Hey you, yeah you, you wanna get that big d*** energy? Try new -blam!- Slayer steroid syrup. Put em on your pancakes, put em on your waffles, hell put em on your significant other, and as you eat feel the surge of big d*** energy![/quote] Uh... that was approved as an ad..? Alright then... well we actually have three matches this week. First is Blaze V Raider, which is the big matchup for a close fight. Next is Cobalt V Kensei, which will either be a steamroll or an upset, let’s see how it goes. Finally we have a special match between Kombu and Richard, both aimed for the nemesis spot and I wonder if that rage will affect the match... in any event that’s all for OOFL and stay tuned... it’s about to get spicy.

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