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Hello my name is ProfessorJibberish and iam from the Netherlands and iam looking for a nice group of people to enjoy this game with. I speak english and have discord for communications.
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Well mr, errr prof. Jibberish, if that's even your real name, you're going to get spammed by lots of helpful folks and their clan advertising... I'm going to do the same I suppose so.... You're looking for a clan eh? We’re a laid back, very chill group of Adults, that just want to kill bad guys and take their loot. We do require that all members use a void transmat effect....( ok that’s my requirement, and I’m always outvoted about it so...yea... It would be helpful for you to be power level 1300 with a 93.0 kd crucible average but I’ve been told that’s not a reasonable expectation so those requirements have been dropped as well. We do require dancing though and the good humor to laugh at stupid mistakes and DOH moments. Are you wanting to find helpful friendly guardian bros for all activities? That's not us, we're going to dance on your corpse not reviving and laugh at you for blowing yourself up while making fun of your choice in hair care products. I mean we are friendly, and helpful, but the laughing and corpse dancing Is a hard rule for the clan, and the void transmat... We don't kick for inactivity, well..I mean eventually it happens but we have these things called lives to handle up on from time to time. We love the game and you better too, we also hate the game so bring your salt...not too much though. We can raid, we can lose in crucible, we can point out that you still don't have the ep sniper and are therefore a scrub. This game should be about having fun so go and do that, maybe with us maybe you don't dance. I hope you find a good fit out there. Tl;dr.... So I switched to bumper jumper from the default controller scheme and I have to say it’s a game changer. I don’t know how I survived without it, try it for a day and see what you think. All glory to the hypnotoad. As long as you play every 90 days and use a void transmat you're groovy and part of the clan. Play by yourself, randomly join someone and experience stranger danger, stuff those lemons down life's throat and demand chocolate! Idk you do you. Check out our #Destiny2 clan! Ps4 https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=2127169