He came riding to Offtopic from the wars of horror
Down in the depths of salt.
And when he was there, he bragged of all honor he had got.
And then he went quiet when the sheriff came in.
The Sheriff laughed and said "You talk and you lie and you drink all our mead. I think it's bout time that you lie down and bleed."
And so there came slashing and clashing of steel, as the good old sheriff came in with zeal.
And the bragger known as man_of_war was no more.
His head was on the floor, and the sheriff laughed no more, for he called man_of_war Ragnar The Red.
[spoiler]Happy spooktober. Man_of_war_r2 here if you couldn't tell[/spoiler]
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Death to the nords!!!! The thalmor are superior Huh? Need something? That’s it!! I’ll skin you alive!!! Skyrim belongs to the nords!!! Khajit has wares if you have coin Huh? Musta been the wind What is the music of lifeeee [spoiler]twirls stache [/spoiler]
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What?
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What?
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That brought a tear to me eye 🤧
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Edited by Fate: 10/1/2020 10:31:41 PMThat’s your version eh Let’s fix it [spoiler]puts gum balls, ketchup and banana peels on the floor for man_o-war to slip on[/spoiler] [spoiler]trap set ;)[/spoiler]
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For Skyrim!
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So it’s safe to assume my_good_flibbert_r2 is now My Good Flibbert the Red? [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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This post, this is beautiful
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This is great, lol
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A true poet, over here
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I though of this song when I saw Red and Ragnar.