1. As an animal, Alliterations are awful and assonance are amazing. This is personal because Acro is allergic to alliteration. 2. Fall is the best because I can wear my favorite jacket and not get looked at like a skin walker for wearing a light coat in 10°F or 100°F. Also the leaves are pretty and I like Halloween. 3. My favorite of Offtopics holidays is Lee impersonation day, I have started the most recent two, and I feel they are best unplanned and random, though I will be more active and set up a celebration for future holidays should I be victorious in this election. 4. While I do not have a shadowy motive for my pursuit of this office, I can come up with one or two. I will use my seat of power to gather a brood and access ancient powers sealed off to protect the public. Once I obtain the UwUnfection, I would modify it to be more aggressive and infect my brood with it, from there, forum domination. 5. My favorite memory from offtopic is a good question, in the forum itself, I would have to answer the raid on Vault B, the campaign speaker set up for us was where I first met Bopshezzi, one of the first events I participated in, and where I started to enter the RP community[ Another good memory occurred as Insane, Ion, and I were talking in a Playstation party. Insane left and Ion and I shortly started the "Open letter to" post format. 6.Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 7. I intend to revive my sisters' offtopic talent showcase series as a once a week post to show off the talent of various users of the forum As there is an OGN already, I will try to schedule a weekly offtopic minecraft night on our server as a new tradition for those not on PS4 and those unable to attend the weekly OGN function. To the lurkers out there, I will make a weekly post dedicated to all of you, you do not need to speak, just to know that you are valued members of this forum, even if you are shrouded in shadows. As many before me, I will attempt to improve the RP community of offtopic, but I intend to do so without a regulatory approach. I intend to make a master post on dos and don'ts where various users can suggest ideas on how to make RP fun for all involved, when a user using a power creeped character, this guide will be linked and the user will be notified of what they did that is considered unfair. I also intend to be the president to end the cycle of the curse. While in the short term it offers no benefit, if in the long run, it saves other presidents from succumbing to the curse, it will be a worthy goal. If I claim victory in this election, I will schedule a celebration accessible to as many members of this forum as possible. As a closing statement, thank you all for getting me as far in this election as I have gotten already, you all mean more to me than I ever thought a hivemind of internet people could. -Acro