*Throws rocks at cars on highway* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last Saturday's op was a catastrophic failure. HYDRA hosted yet another Bimonthly Costume Themed Orgy and Red Skull attended dressed as Crossbones. The Offtopic Intelligence Agency's task force Monkey Squad crashed the orgy and began to viciously t-bag our glorious leader under the presumption that it was actually Crossbones. Skull Team 6 was mobilized but arrived too late to destroy Monkey Squad. Red Skull's semi-lifeless body was then placed in a suspended animation medical tank to recover. He is going to be pissed when he wakes up. In the meantime, our Bimonthly Costume Themed Orgies are canceled indefinitely. In other news the annual HYDRA Youth Picnic is coming up soon and will be held on Friday, May 21 from 2:00 PM to 8:00 PM. Free food and mandatory psychomatic indoctrination for all who attend! Be there or be square. Crossbones has terminated all three of acting OIA Director Slayer of Fear's mistresses. Sin, your Maserati is being towed. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b] [/i]