*Puts hornet nest into mailbox* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend Crossbones obtained nudes of all the females on the X-Men roster. Intent on getting his porn stash back, Professor X sent the X-Men to besiege Site-Alpha and stop us from creating pin-up posters and calendars from the lewds. The op to repel the foul mutants was a smashing success! As of ten minutes ago, we have officially sold out of commissioned posters and calendars and we intend to make more. This endeavor will create a sharp increase in funding for our glorious organization. Good work, your holy statueness'! HYDRA would like to extend a big thank you to all of the your holy statueness' who hailed HYDRA last Saturday. You your holy statueness' are the real heroes! The annual HYDRA Youth Picnic will be held on Friday, May 21st from 2:00 PM to 8:00 PM. Free food and mandatory psychomatic indoctrination for all who attend! Be there or be square. Sin has been expelled from boarding school again. This time she snapped the neck of one of her teachers. There has been a steady rise in workplace suicides. HYDRA High Command has been advised to monitor the situation. That is all for this week. Strap on your jackboots and start goosestepping! It's time to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/[i] [b] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]