*Replaces Coke with Pepsi* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Operation: Falling Skies was a smashing success HYDRA's weather machine flooded Silicon Valley with chinchillas. All attempts by SHIELD to stop us ended in complete failure. Good work, your holy statueness'! HYDRA High Command would like to extend a big thank you to all who hailed HYDRA last weekend. You your holy statueness' are the real heroes. Red Skull has made a full recovery from his encounter with OIA's Monkey Team and the Master Chief cosplayer. Our glorious leader has since demanded we change the mascot of our baseball team from a fighting chimpanzee to an alligator. The annual HYDRA Youth Picnic is coming up this May. On the 21st, festivities will be held, and free food and mandatory psychomatic indoctrination will be provided for all who attend. Be there or be square! Sin's boyfriend has been shot to death by Red Skull for being a SHIELD recruit washout. She is not pleased. That is all for this week. Click your heels together and salute! [T]7 [T]/[i] [b] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b] [/i]