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Edited by InfernoValkyro: 4/27/2021 8:09:46 PM
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You know what, -blam!- it. Im changing this post: Post your copypastas here

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air" [spoiler]I’m very bored[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Swiftlock: 4/27/2021 1:19:28 AM
    Man, everyone's copypasta game is so weak nowadays. Back in my day, we had good stuff like the Navy Seal copypasta or Katy T3h Penguin. This new stuff is just not funny.

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    • I just downvoted your comment/post. FAQ What does this mean? The amount of upvotes (bumps) on your comment and/or post has decreased by one. Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment/post to be unworthy of positive or neutral votes. These include, but are not limited to: * Rudeness towards other people, * Spreading incorrect information, * Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s, * -blam!- you. Am I banned from the Bungie.net? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments or posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Bungie PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Bungie.net. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Bungie is privilege, not a right.

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      • Where’s Inflatable Jesus when you need him?

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      • nice opinion! just one tiny problem with it. inspecting ur post, it looks like ur opinion is different than mine. ah-ha-hem let me tell u something. i am the baseline for opinions. any opinion i hold is objectively correct and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. guess what? u happen to hold a wrong one. i hope u know that ur opinion is now illegal. i have contacted the fbi, the cia, the nsa, the navy seals, secret service, and ur mom. u'll be sorry u ever shared ur opinions. by the time ur reading this, u'll be done for. nature will punish u, humanity will punish u, supernatural beings will punish u, space will punish u. we decided just to make sure, we'll nuke ur house from orbit. so there's no chance u can run away, and everyone will know u will die. it's a small price to pay to remove ur wrong opinion from this world. horny people have no rights. horny people are NOT protected under the constitution. if you are horny i WILL find you and then you will be sorry buster. unfollow me right -blam!-ing now if you are horny, have ever been horny, or ever will be horny. this is not a joke. please leave. once more unto the breach Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!

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      • Edited by A Stormy Dio: 4/27/2021 5:06:48 PM
        [spoiler]I still have the old Peregrine Greaves copy pasta, but I don’t know if I’m gonna be autobanned for that.[/spoiler] Edit: Below’s the copy pasta. :( [spoiler] What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL -blam!-ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO -blam!-S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL -blam!-ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL -blam!- THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE -blam!- OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO -blam!- THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE -blam!- DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE -blam!- OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/spoiler]

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        • Not necessarily a copypasta but... [spoiler]An old hunter’s joke: If you see a bear in the woods, how do you tell if it’s a black bear or a grizzly bear? Climb a tree. If it climbs up after you and kills you, it’s a black bear. If it knocks the tree down and kills you, it’s a grizzly bear. [/spoiler]

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          • What dis *notices chim* w-what a fool u awe... ima god, how can u kill a god? :3 what a gwand and intoxicating innocence! how couwd u be so naive? dere is no escape. (´???`) no wecall or intewvention can work in dis pwace. come, way down ur weapons! it is not too wate for my mercy! OwO

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            • This one, here

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            • Nope

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              • After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

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                • INB4 Burly copypasta. [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires [/spoiler]

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