[quote]You and a stranger have been poisoned. You will die slowly and painfully. In your hand is a mystery syringe that ether contains the cure or a painless death. Do you administer to yourself or the stranger, and what is your least favorite color[/quote] I give it to the stranger. Death is a mere setback to myself. My least favorite color is orange. [quote]On a scale of Lincoln to funny mustache man, how dictator-ey will you be? (Answer honestly)[/quote] It will depend on the day [quote]What's Taco Cat spelled upside down? [/quote] ʇɐɔo ɔɐʇ [quote]Why is Ringleader77 a horrible debate monitor?[/quote] Because this is an identical interview conducted twice and not a true debate. [quote]What would you do if you owed someone a mechanical beholder and still haven’t given it to them?[/quote] Be very confused about how I got myself into this mess and think about my life choices that led me there. [quote]Where’s my mechanical beholder!?[/quote] Give me a moment to think about something. [quote]To what degree is the hammer Crom Fæyr enchanted to?[/quote] Honestly, I have no idea. [quote]What happens when you see the world through the eyes of a goat? [/quote] You've blinded a goat and made glasses from his eyes, so the police are on their way to charge you with animal abuse. [quote]How do you fly?[/quote] In a plane [quote]Why do we fall?[/quote] The plane stops working [quote]What are your stances on groups that have a blind hate for anime?[/quote] I for one don't like anime, but do not condone hate for it or people that enjoy it. [quote]Will there ever be another “baked goods” conflict? How do you plan on avoiding one?[/quote] As a baker, this question hits close to home for me. I will do my best to love all baked goods equally. [quote]How frequent will you communicate with the populace?[/quote] I will host a weekly AMA for an easy avenue of communication. [quote]Will your time in office be one of conservation, continuation, or evolution of the current culture of OT?[/quote] Hopefully one of evolution as I'd like to talk about possibly reforming the electoral system. [quote]Will you blacklist members who happen to purchase pizza rolls and milk by themself?[/quote] No, pizza boy is cool with me. [quote]Will there be peace talks with the ninjas?[/quote] I would like there to be, but it will be on the ninjas to respond and help find a common ground for us all. [quote]What is the average speed of an object that travels 12 m north in 6 seconds and then travels back 6 m south in 3 seconds?[/quote] This is a question of speed not velocity, so we will use the formula (total distance)/(total time) which leaves us with 18m/9s the average speed is 2 m/s [quote]What are your thoughts on gimmicks?[/quote] Gimmicks can be fun as they change with events happening to a user, such as stache man and Girraffalope's recent scandal with the stealing of the stache. [quote]What is my opening paragraph a reference to?[/quote] Uhhhhhh pass. [quote]Why are retro rpgs the best genre of video games, and why are they better than what you're playing right now?[/quote] Because. I will not elaborate further. [quote]How do you feel about Molasses Cookies?[/quote] As stated above, I am an avid baker, I love all baked goods the same.